Self defense-less pt.treeee

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Tbh I was just to stoked to wait I have LOTs in mind

Levi: ok, Krista and Ymir (person and person 2) you go straight.
Lib: *mumbles* even though they aren't! *fistbumps*
Levi: Marco and Liber. Right. (God damn I'm cruel...)
Levi: And Jean and Emily p, left.
Jean: *gives death stare*
Me: um, sir! THIS ain't gonna work... He's gonna kill me not the Titans...
Levi: ok fine you and Ymir switch.
Ymir: awwwww FUCK no! Lets go babe. *goes off with Krista*
Lib: uuuh, NO! I'm not Leaving my baby! Why can't Emily just die!
Me: *gives death stare*
Lib: I mean.., why can't Jean just go alone... Heha...
Levi: FUCK! I DONT CARE ANYMORE! JUST DONT LET THE TITANS BREAK THROUGH WALL SINA, Jesus.
Me: hahahahaaa! I'm ready u ready good lets go! *rushes off so I won't die...*
~5 mins later~
Me: dafuq I told everyone to meet me here before we took off.
Lib: IN COMINIIIING! *crashes to ground* still working on the landing...
Jean:*swoops in like boss*
Lib: show off.
Me: where's Marco...
Lib: MY BABY! WHY U LET HIM DIE!
Jean: you were WITH his last!
Lib: NO ONE ASKED YOU HORSEFACE!
Me: *flys off*
Me: AAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Lib: WHAT, WHERE, IS HE DEAD YET!
Me: no... I just wanted to scream... LETS GO!
*eervbody flies off to save Marco.*
Me: THERE HE IS!
*just sees Annie striping him.... OF HIS MANEUVERING GEAR U DIRTY MINDED peep...*
Jean: MARCO!
*lib and me fangirling*
Lib: IM COMIN, I WILL SLAY THAT BLONDE HEAED BIMBO BITCH!
Me: don't die because I can't live with Libs half jooookes!
Annie: good luck weakling... *flys off*
Lib: GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE- *words fade out with her*
Jean: MARCO!
Marco: Jean!
Me: well this is akwurd, TITAAANN!!
Marco: Go! I can't let you die! Both of you.
Me: hey Jeans the master of maneuvering gear why can't he just carry you...
Jean: true- O MY GOD!*getting held by Titan.*
Me: hmm, instead of Marco dying, Jean is!?
*titan falls*
Me: ITZA?! U lived?!
Itz: that's right moderfluckersssss! Bow to the boss ass bitch! Hahaaaa!
Me: ya might wanna move.
Itz: ok whatev-
*titan falls behind ger*
Itz: Jesus...
Lib: GUYS LOOK!*holding head full of blonde hair.*
Jean: YOU SLICED ANNIES HEAD OFF!
Marco: *pukes*
Me: you sly little bastard.... I LIKE it!
Lib: HAHAHAHAAA!! As IF! I just chopped a head off a dead body... I just brutally murdered Annie...
Me: but if you killed her anyway why couldn't you just slice the head off of her?
Leb: BECAUSE I WAS LYING YOU FUCKTARDS!
Marco: *pukes*
Lib: o hey, Itz is back... *whispers* she's made it back?
Me: *shrugs*
Jean: IN CELEBRATION I THINK WE SHOULD THROW A PARTY!
Everyone: YEA!!
<narrator voice>
and with that they all had fun. As Marco got to live in one. Liber and Emily tried filming again! But Itza just smacked both of their heads. Ahhh AOT was finally fixed, I wonder what anime they have next on their list...

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