M. BOLDEN: are there girl scouts
A. JEFFERSON: you wanna specify or???
M. BOLDEN: i need girl scout cookies now
M. JONES: it's am
M. JONES: to sleep go
J. WHITE: huh?
A. JEFFERSON: he's sleepy
J. WHITE: oh
C. JETER: you dumb cunt
J. WHITE: what the heck ☹️
C. JETER: sorry
C. JETER: that was autocorrect
C. JETER: i meant you dancing cubical
L. KENNARD: chase what the fuck 😂😂😂
J. WHITE: 😔😔😔😔
L. KENNARD: who's up
C. JETER: *tumbleweed blows through*
M. JONES: god to slepeb
A. JEFFERSON: matthew is gonna be so grumpy tomorrow 👀
L. KENNARD: grayson's all 'oooh im an angel, i gotta go to bed at 9:30'
L. KENNARD: 😒😒😒😒
M. BOLDEN: can someone please answer the girl scout cookies question
C. JETER: i don't think they're selling them yet marques
M. BOLDEN: what
M. BOLDEN: no
M. BOLDEN: oh my god
M. BOLDEN: no
J. ROBINSON: i've never witnessed someone sob over cookies until right now
L. KENNARD: he's not crying
J. ROBINSON: look @ your snapchat
L. KENNARD: OH MY GOD HE'S FCUKING CRYINT 😂😂😂😂😂
M. BOLDEN: im literally so upset right now
M. BOLDEN left 2K17 NATTY CHAMPS at 3:34 am
C. JETER: i feel kinda bad
C. JETER: poor ques
J. ROBINSON: i don't. this is fucking hilarious.
C. JETER: 😠😠😠😠
C. JETER: since frank isn't up i gotta hop on marques' dick and act like an angel
L. KENNARD: what
L. KENNARD: what even are we
C. JETER: *record scratch* *freeze frame* you might be wondering how i got here
H. GILES: you just woke me up but tbh if i had to wake up to anything im glad it was that 😂😂😂😂
C. JETER: *i wish by skeelo slowly fades in as we see mini versions of us playing basketball*
M. BOLDEN: why is chase narrating a coming of age basketball story but with us as the main characters
C. JETER: it all started back when we were kids.
C. JETER: ok that's all i got
L. KENNARD: tbh that was amazing
C. JETER: WAIT NO I HAVE MORE
C. JETER: when we used to play as kids, we'd always have fun. except harry. he always took things too seriously.
H. GILES: aw c'mon why do i gotta be the bad guy 😭
C. JETER: DONT WORRY YOU REDEEM YOURSELF IN THE END
H. GILES: smh 😤
C. JETER: we would literally make a great sitcom
M. BOLDEN: i don't think i'll ever feel genuine happiness again
M. BOLDEN: not for 153 days at least
M. BOLDEN: 😪
today 7:30 am
F. JACKSON: aw 😔😔😔😔
F. JACKSON: poor marques 😭
G. ALLEN: a part of me feels bad but the other part is laughing really hard at this entire situation
F. JACKSON: i just bought him cookies
C. JETER: H OW
G. ALLEN: how did you sleep oh my god
C. JETER: WHATS SLEEP?
C. JETER: ALL NIGHTER!!!! I FEEL SO ALIVE!!!!!!!
F. JACKSON: friend of the year award goes to franklin jackson 😊
J. WHITE: how do you feel so energetic 😂
C. JETER: OH MY GOD JACK SHUT UP
J. WHITE: 😪
F. JACKSON: no one say anything 🙊
F. JACKSON added M. BOLDEN to 2K17 NATTY CHAMPS at 7:34 am
F. JACKSON: MARQUES IN 3-5 BUSINESS DAYS YOUR HAPPINESS WILL RETURN
F. JACKSON: 😊😊😊😊😉😉😉
M. JONES: jack, chase, luke, harry, justin, and marques are running so many suicides
M. JONES: you're not stopping until you're puking in the trash cans
L. KENNARD: ah shit
G. ALLEN: "don't say anything"
G. ALLEN: *frank proceeds to tell marques the surprise*
C. JETER: wow matt i wish you used lube
C. JETER: FOR HOW HARD YOU JUST FUCKED ME IN THE ASS.
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𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙮 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙢𝙥𝙨 • group chat au
Humorthis is my completely fictional interpretation of what goes in the group chat of the duke men's basketball team.
