FRANKLIN: if you could be any drink what would you be
FRANKLIN: i think i would be a vanilla cherry coke
FRANKLIN: what about you guys
GRAYSOB: bleach
YHASE: sewage
MOM: ok calm down edgelords
MB3FIVE: probably like a blue gatorade
PRINCESS WENDELLA: you mean gaytorade 😉😉😉😉
MB3FIVE: no. i don't.
TATYUM: any of y'all ever seen brokeback mountain
FUCKBOY: no but i've seen bareback mountain 😉
FRANKLIN: what's that?
FUCKBOY: what's what
FRANKLIN: bareback?
FUCKBOY: nothing
YHASE: LUKE STOP HURTING FRANK'S GOODBOY MORMON EARS DAMMIT.
FRANKLIN: LUKEEEEE YOU ARE SO GROSSSSSSSS 😡
FUCKBOY: IT'S A PERSONAL PREFERENCE JESUS
TATYUM: uh i hope to god you aren't practicing your bareback mountain on anyone unless you're trying to catch that die slow
DAD: don't worry guys luke's only done anal remember
MOM: so proud of my gay virgin
FUCKBOY: WE ARE NOT HAVING THIS CONVERSATION AGAIN.
JACOB: jayson, didnt YOU catch that die slow?
TATYUM: NIGGA I DONT GOT AIDS THE FUCK
JACOB: I THOUGHT IT MEANT WHEN YOU GOT SOMEONE PREGNANT OH MY GOD
TATYUM: DONT EVER DISRESPECT JJ LIKE THAT AGAIN BITCH
YHASE: HAHAHAHAHAHHA
JACOB: IM SORRY I JUST WANTED TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE CONVERSATION
GOLDICOCKS: WHY ARE WE YELLING
YHASE: guess who i fuckin found
YHASE: MARQUES
YHASE: THE BOYS ARE BACK
MARKYS: he's so damn loud
YHASE: forgot how big of a cutie this one is 😜
MARKYS: i'm not cute bitch don't lie to me
FRANKLIN: aw marques you ARE a lil cutie patootie! 😽
MB3FIVE: well fuck i mean if frank says it it's gotta be true
FRANKLIN: OMG LUKE I JUST REMEMBERED YOU WERE IN GAME OF ZONES!
FUCKBOY: i was?
FRANKLIN:
FUCKBOY: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
FUCKBOY left coach k's cocksluts at 12:23 am
GRAYSOB: i love my sensitive man
FRANKLIN: aw nuts i didn't think he'd get that upset 😔
MARKYS: it's okay frank
DAD: kids, we've been over this
DAD: stop triggering luke
FRANKLIN: sorry...
YHASE: to be fair amile triggered him earlier sooo
GRAYSOB added FUCKBOY to coach k's cocksluts at 12:46 am
GRAYSOB: so i graduated everyone tell me you're proud of me
DAD: i love my child i am so proud
MOM: SO FUCKING PROUD OF MY BOY
pGOLDICOCKS: WAY TO GO CAP
DADDY: YEEEEAAAAAAH BABY THATS MY CAPTAIN GETTING THAT DEGREEEEE BABY
B-INKY: good job
FRANKLIN: I LOVE YOU BUDDY!!!!
PRINCESS WENDELLA: GRAYSON ID SUCK UR DICK IF I WAS THERE
PRINCESS WENDELLA: platonically, of course
GRAYSOB: I LOVE YOU GUYS
FUCKBOY: i'll tell you next week 😉
GRAYSOB: AW YEAAAAA
YHASE: grayson, luke you have to do a basketball camp together
YHASE: i already have the poster
YHASE:
YHASE: you gotta
FUCKBOY: but we've only been friends for 5
FUCKBOY: technically four
GRAYSOB: babe. shut up.
MB3FIVE: why y'all so fuckin gay
FUCKBOY: gay is ok marvin
MOM:
YOU ARE READING
𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙮 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙢𝙥𝙨 • group chat au
Humorthis is my completely fictional interpretation of what goes in the group chat of the duke men's basketball team.