ZION: y'all pray for my brother alex. ain't nothing wrong with him, everyone just hates him all of the sudden
GRAYSOB: oh no
GRAYSOB: not my son
JACOB: you fake bitch you literally hate me
GRAYSOB: but now if you're going through even the slightest bit of shit i had to go through you're my son
GOLDICOCKS: alex PLEASE don't do anything dumb on live tv
JACOB renamed the chat to alex PLEASE don't do anything dumb on live tv
MOM: not another one of my kids. grayson put twenty years of stress on my shoulders.
GRAYSOB: stopimsgillsensitiveaboutitlowkey
FRANKLIN: god i freakin love tortillas
MARKYS: tortillas
JACOB: can i get a tortilla in the chat
PRINCESS WINDELLA: 🌮🌮🌮
CASH MONEY CAM: THATS A SHELL YOU IGNORANT FUCK
BJ: guys i'm sad :(
DAD: omg why son
BJ: everyone online is bullying me... :/
DAD: NOT ON MY WATCH
FRANKLIN: super dad to the rescue!
HG: i can't wait til me an jay get married i love jj so much i never wanted kids real bad or nothin but jj is my son i'd die for him like i love that kid
HG: i'm high
FRANKLIN: HARRY THATS ILLEGIBLE
MARKYS: i think u mean illegal
FRANKIE: whatd i way
MARKYS: illegible
FRANKLIN: am i high
MOM; oh jesus christ
DAD: NO SMOKING IN MY GOOD CHRISTIAN HOUSEHOLD
FRANKLIN: IM MORMON AHAHAHAHAHAHA
BJ: why do we have five toes tho
BJ: do we really need em all
TATYUM: harry that's the sweetest thing you've ever said
TATYUM: i think
HG: i just meant i'm high in the air
HG: i'm on a plane
MOM; oh my fucking god harry giles you're grounded
TATYUM: oh my fuckin god she fuckin dead
YOU ARE READING
𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙮 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙢𝙥𝙨 • group chat au
Humorthis is my completely fictional interpretation of what goes in the group chat of the duke men's basketball team.
