A. JEFFERSON: when grayson tries and breaks your legs but you didn't skip leg day
H. GILES: JAYSON TRIED TO SAY I WAS A SHITTY REMOTE AND WHAT HAPPENED
J. TATUM: harry please no
H. GILES: KARMA
M. BOLDEN: remote
M. BOLDEN: r e m o t e
F. JACKSON: does this mean marques and i are the next to get hurt
M. BOLDEN: is no one else going to acknowledge "shitty remote"
M. JONES: this doesn't mean anything
C. JETER: i am a legend
F. JACKSON: DID YOU SEE ME DANCE
A. JEFFERSON: did you see grayson almost break my leg
G. ALLEN: im so sensitive right now don't make jokes
G. ALLEN: i thought you d i e d
G. ALLEN: that was not my finest night
L. KENNARD: we know
F. JACKSON: what if i only speak in 70s slang
M. JONES: jack did pretty good in actually impressed
C. JETER: luke just threw shade at grayson so hard that i was secondhand shaded
G. ALLEN: im not
F. JACKSON: right on!
M. BOLDEN: he meant roommate but he said remote
C. JETER: sorry i kind of punched you grayson
G. ALLEN: the night may have been low but my shorts were high
L. KENNARD: wear booty shorts
G. ALLEN: HEKDNWZKKWJDKSS OKAY
M. JONES: you two really concern me sometimes
C. JETER: im so confused i thought they hated each other
G. ALLEN: wtf
L. KENNARD: we do
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𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙮 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙢𝙥𝙨 • group chat au
Humorthis is my completely fictional interpretation of what goes in the group chat of the duke men's basketball team.