M. BOLDEN:
A. JEFFERSON: hows durham kids
G. ALLEN:
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M. BOLDEN: yeah all two of us are pretty good
G. ALLEN: okay guys you can come back now, stop playing
M. JONES: shit i wish
L. KENNARD: i don't ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
G. ALLEN: see this is why i fucking hate you
L. KENNARD: okay but you love me
G. ALLEN:
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M. BOLDEN: so frank when are you coming back to get your hamster
J. DELAURIER: how the fuck is that thing still alive
G. ALLEN: mr ham = legend
C. JETER:
H. GILES: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
J. DELAURIER: leave
C. JETER: already did 😜
J. DELAURIER: chase if you go to ucla you gotta bully the ball bros
C. JETER: i will i promise
G. ALLEN: chase.......c h a se.......
C. JETER: lamello boutta be my bitch
M. BOLDEN: idk how to take care of a hamster
L. KENNARD: i still don't know who's who & i honestly don't care
G. ALLEN: can't wait to get to the league and trip them
G. ALLEN: ahahahahhaaha i wanna fuckin die ahahahahaha
M. JONES: im worried
H. GILES: day two of the combine and no sign of jay
H. GILES: kd & russ made up so can we
L. KENNARD: no
G. ALLEN: no
M. BOLDEN: where is frank
L. KENNARD: idk i'll go snag em
G. ALLEN: if i end up in europe i might be a little pissed off
L. KENNARD: just a little
G. ALLEN: yeah you'll probably be there with me in five years ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
L. KENNARD: did you just roast yourself to roast me
G. ALLEN: i am a man with nothing to lose
A. JEFFERSON: can i just say
A. JEFFERSON: i didn't know how big of a HOE luke is until i spent consecutive weeks with him
L. KENNARD: i love pussy what can i say
A. JEFFERSON: you are a naughty naughty little boy
L. KENNARD: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
G. ALLEN: hey guys wanna hear a secret about luke
C. JETER: YES
L. KENNARD: no not really
G. ALLEN: luke only does anal
L. KENNARD: not true
G. ALLEN: its true
M. JONES: oh my god
A. JEFFERSON: adding that to the "list of things about this team i could've gone my whole life without knowing"
J. DELAURIER: wait
J. DELAURIER: does that technically make him a virgin
L. KENNARD: NO
G. ALLEN: oh my god....
C. JETER: but wait
C. JETER: if luke's never fucked a pussy....
L. KENNARD: STOP
C. JETER: the question shouldn't be is he technically a virgin
C. JETER: but is he technically GAY
G. ALLEN: OH SHIT
L. KENNARD: I FUCKING HATE YOU CHASE
H. GILES: DEAAAAAD 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣
C. JETER: luke's a gay virgin
L. KENNARD: NO IM NOT
L. KENNARD left 2K17 NATTY CHAMPS at 2:14 am
G. ALLEN: guilty. ☝🏻
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𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙮 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙢𝙥𝙨 • group chat au
Humorthis is my completely fictional interpretation of what goes in the group chat of the duke men's basketball team.
