J. TATUM: i️ was supposed to be ready an hour ago but i'm still chillin in my jammies hahah i️ love being an adult
H. GILES: MY BOYYYYY
C. JETER: if someone finishes this lyric i'll paypal them 12 dollars
T. DUVAL: i️ need money i'm a broke college student
A. JEFFERSON: first of all....none of us are broke
C. JETER: you rocked my world you know you did
G. ALLEN: and everything i own i give
G. ALLEN: used to kick ronan's ass on the wii when we played michael jackson the experience WASSUP
T. DUVAL: grayson wtf
G. ALLEN: shut up???
G. ALLEN: chase give me my MONEY 😩🤑
C. JETER: ok so i️ don't have 12 dollars but i️ DO have a video where i️ accidentally walked in on luke masturbating
L. KENNARD: CHASE
H. GILES: HAHAHAHHA SEND I️T
G. ALLEN: i️ don't know how i️ feel about everyone being exposed to my husband's penis
T. DUVAL: stop
G. ALLEN: I️ WASNT TALKING AVOUT YOU???????
T. DUVAL: i feel attacked bruh wtf
L. KENNARD: YOU SAID YOU DELETED THAT
B. INGRAM: why am i️ here
C. JETER: bc you love me brandon
B. I️NGRAM: ya ig
C. JETER: IT WAS TOO FUNNY
G. ALLEN: remember that time you liked triple anal porn on twitter and literal fangirls told me about it
L. KENNARD: i literally don't want to talk about this
F. JACKSON: OOOH REMEMBER WHEN YOU CHEATED ON YOUR SKANKY GF WITH A CELEBRITY, BROKE UP WITH THE CELEBRITY BC SHE WAS CRAZY, AND THEN GOT BACK WITH YOUR SKANKY EX THAT YOU'VE CHEATED ON A BAJILLION TIMES??
L. KENNARD: ...k, frank, that was a little unnecessary
F. JACKSON: factz😎
M. BAGLEY: i love this lil guy ^
F. JACKSON: i CANT say the same about you, marvin GAGley 🤬
W. CARTER: AW MAN THATS SO GOOD FRANK WHY DIDNT WE EVER THINK OF THAT ONE
L. KENNARD: it's sad but it's true
M. BAGLEY: damn he really don't like me 🤔
G. ALLEN: don't you dare luke douglas
C. JETER: *lucas
G. ALLEN: FAKE FAN HIS FULL NAME ISNT EVEN LUCAS 😒😒😒😒😒😒
B. INGRAM: 😯
C. JETER: i think i know more about luke than you
G. ALLEN: i think i know more about american girl dolls than YOU do, genius...
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𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙮 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙢𝙥𝙨 • group chat au
Humorthis is my completely fictional interpretation of what goes in the group chat of the duke men's basketball team.
