J. TATUM: i just want to get serious and let you all know how much i care about you sons of bitches and i'm thankful for you fucks
H. GILES: but you're most thankful for me
H. GILES: right
J. TATUM: sure
M. JONES: grayson
M. JONES: get me pie
M. JONES: and cake
G. ALLEN: IM GETTIN DIABETES TONIGHT BOYS
F. JACKSON: awwwww jay!!! 😘
H. GILES:
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M. BOLDEN:
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F. JACKSON: IM THANKFUL FOR U MARQUES!!!!!!!!
F. JACKSON: 💙💙💙💙💙💙
M. BOLDEN: 😌
M. JONES: grayson get the pie
M. JONES: like the whole pie
M. JONES: just take all of it
A. JEFFERSON: matthew
J. WHITE: i can't go home for thanksgiving
G. ALLEN: jesus FUCKING CHRIST JACK STOP RUINING THANKSGIVING
M. JONES: grayson focus
G. ALLEN: i love when all my relatives ask me what happened to bailey hahahahaha
L. KENNARD: cODE 35
C. JETER: i'd just like to announce that javin actually reads everything and he just chooses not to respond and i've never felt so attacked
J. DELAURIER: i feel like i'm watching a soap opera i don't wanna interrupt
C. JETER: the day you joined this ramen you joined this soap opera
M. BOLDEN: all i can think about when you say soap is soup
C. JETER; *TEAM WHY WAS IT RAMEN
A. JEFFERSON: marques 🤔
M. BOLDEN: because the only word from spanish i remember is sopa. and that means soup.
A. JEFFERSON: i worry about you ques
M. BOLDEN: oh
F. JACKSON: i love babies so much
F. JACKSON: i want ten
L. KENNARD: my mom's showing my family my acting debut
G. ALLEN: acting debut???? why luke kennard why didn't you inform me sooner!!! 😍😍😍😍
L. KENNARD: i was tree number four and my only line was "i'm so tired, i could sleep like a log!"
L. KENNARD: but i messed it up
M. JONES: how? it's one sentence
L. KENNARD: "im so logged, i could sleep like a tire!"
G. ALLEN: BEHAHSHAAH
F. JACKSON: I WANT TO SEE IT AO BAD IM FYING
C. JETER: IVE SEEN IT BEFORE LUKE WAS THE CHUBBIEST TREE
L. KENNARD: i went through a phase
C. JETER: AND HE LOOKS SO STUPID ALL U CAN SEE IS HIS FACE AND HE SOWSNT HAVE ARMS
M. JONES: grayson don't forget the pie
H. GILES: jay i'm coming over tell your mom to save me a plate
J. TATUM: shut up i hate you
H. GILES: oN MY WAY!!!!
J. TATUM: oh my god
J. TATUM: if you actually show up im gonna drink bleach
H. GILES: ;)
G. ALLEN: you know it's friendship when you've been texting luke's mom for the past five minutes about thanksgiving and christmas shopping
G. ALLEN: jennifer is my new best friend i don't need you anymore lucas
C. JETER: i tried to text brandon's mom once
C. JETER: i think she blocked me
L. KENNARD: she's buying you a present grayson
G. ALLEN: IM BASICALLY A PART OF THE FAMILY
F. JACKSON: i already bought all your christmas presents 😚
M. JONES: franklin
M. JONES: never change
A. JEFFERSON: i love frank the most
M. BOLDEN: frank is my favorite person in the world
C. JETER: PSA FRESHMEN!!!!
C. JETER: mrs k makes the best christmas cookies in the world
L. KENNARD: she makes you sweaters too
G. ALLEN: IM WEARING MINE NOW
C. JETER: ME TOO HOLY SHIT
G. ALLEN: BRO!!!!
C. JETER: B R O !!!!!
G. ALLEN: gotta go eat 20 slices of pie ;)
M. JONES: SAVE ME TWELVE
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𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙮 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙢𝙥𝙨 • group chat au
Humorthis is my completely fictional interpretation of what goes in the group chat of the duke men's basketball team.
