J. TATUM: just spent 6 hours cleaning harry & i's dorm
M. BOLDEN: did u find any cheeseburgers in the drawers
J. TATUM: not this time
L. KENNARD: the fuck
M. BOLDEN: it's a long story
F. JACKSON: YEAH BUT ITS A FUNNY ONE
J. TATUM: our room smelled like rotting mcdonald's for weeks
H. GILES: my bad, my bad
L. KENNARD: grayson just walks in and said 'i'm listening to pierce the veil now because i'm trying to become more scene'
G. ALLEN: it's not a phase...
L. KENNARD: i literally fucking hate you
G. ALLEN: so many people do :')
L. KENNARD: oh my god
J. DELAURIER: where's the guy sprinkling salt
C. JETER:
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J. DELAURIER: that's grayson, basically
F. JACKSON: GUYS
F. JACKSON: THE LAST JEDI COMES OUT IN 11 MONTHS!!!!!!!!
L. KENNARD: is that star wars or the other one
F. JACKSON: 😐😑
J. DELAURIER: now i know you didn't just refer to 'star trek' as 'the other one'
H. GILES: when did ya'll get so lame
F. JACKSON: screw you
F. JACKSON: jack, ques, javin, and i are the cooliest
M. BOLDEN: it's in space and shit
L. KENNARD: oh my god
G. ALLEN: i walk a lonely road the only road that i have ever known
L. KENNARD: i'm gonna knock some sense into u bud
G. ALLEN: knock me out
C. JETER: michelle beadle????
G. ALLEN: STOP
G. ALLEN: NO
G. ALLEN: SHES SO MEAN
A. JEFFERSON: harry said i looked like a mom today and then goes "mom's are cool but they have nasty vaginas" ok
H. GILES: i mean
H. GILES: am i wrong
G. ALLEN: "the first time i got drunk i fell down the stairs and almost broke my arm"
G. ALLEN: luke kennard is so inspiring
L. KENNARD: it was awesome
M. JONES: btw don't see split
A. JEFFERSON: matt and i just got out
M. JONES: it was so dumb
L. KENNARD: BRO
L. KENNARD: GRAYSON CRIED
G. ALLEN: ok that was something that could've stayed between you and me
L. KENNARD: it's not my fault it's funny when you cry
L. KENNARD: sometimes
M. JONES: 2.8 / 10
H. GILES: jay and i were gonna see that 😔
M. BOLDEN: frank and jack are playing knuckles and jack hit frank and he goes "don't do that"
F. JACKSON: I DIDNT KNOW HOW TO PLAY 🤣
L. KENNARD: FRANK
L. KENNARD: YOUR LITTLE BROTHER ADDED ME ON SNAPCHAT AND WE HAVE A STREAK
H. GILES: why doesn't he have a streak with mE
J. TATUM: harry you don't know how to keep streaks
J. TATUM: our longest streak was 9 days
H. GILES: HAHAHA HES RIGHT
G. ALLEN: my longest streak is 278 days
G. ALLEN: it's w/ luke
L. KENNARD: 😘
J. DELAURIER: chase has been pretty quiet
J. DELAURIER: you good buddy?
C. JETER:
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J. TATUM: duke basketball but every time grayson trips someone it gets worse
G. ALLEN: this is why i cry myself to sleep
L. KENNARD; duke basketball but every time jayson does something that pisses me off i wanna punch him harder
F. JACKSON: DUKE BASKETBALL BUT EVERYONE LOVES EACH OTHER?
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𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙮 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙢𝙥𝙨 • group chat au
Humorthis is my completely fictional interpretation of what goes in the group chat of the duke men's basketball team.
