F. JACKSON: marques and i bought a hamster help
F. JACKSON: his name is mr. ham!
F. JACKSON: he's my new pride and joy ☺️🐹💙
A. JEFFERSON: frank
A. JEFFERSON: marques
A. JEFFERSON: why
M. BOLDEN: frank did the thing
A. JEFFERSON: the thing?
C. JETER: the thing
C. JETER: when frank does something he goes full on puppy dog mode and you physically can't say no
J. DELAURIER: the thing
J. TATUM: the THING
H. GILES:
J. ROBINSON: it's true
J. ROBINSON: and i fucking hate all of you
M. JONES: frank
M. JONES: you're taking it back
F. JACKSON: WHAT NO
F. JACKSON: MR. HAM LOVES ME SO MUCH
M. JONES: okay and mr. ham is going back to pet store
F. JACKSON: NO
F. JACSKON: MATT PLEASE NO I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
M. JONES: if he dies you will literally combust frank
M. JONES: he's going back
F. JACKSON: WHY WOULD HE DIE????
M. JONES: frank
F. JACKSON: I WONT LET CHASE OR HARRY NEAR HIM I PROMISE
M. BOLDEN: stop being a dad
F. JACKSON: p l e a s e
A. JEFFERSON:
A. JEFFERSON: sorry guys
F. JACKSON left 2K17 NATTY CHAMPS at 2:34 am
M. BOLDEN: damn
J. TATUM: im not going to sit here and let my dude's lil buddy get forced back to the pet store
J. TATUM: you take mr ham back, you take me back too matthew
M. JONES: jayson c'mon
H. GILES: im w/ jay
M. BOLDEN: me too
M. BOLDEN added F. JACKSON to 2K17 NATTY CHAMPS at 2:56 am
M. BOLDEN: we're keeping mr ham
F. JACKSON: really?
M. JONES: NO
F. JACKSON: STOP PLAYING WITH MY EMOTIONS LIKE THIS GOSH DARN
G. ALLEN: JUSTICE FOR MR HAM
A. JEFFERSON: THERE WILL BE NO JUSTICE FOR MR HAM
C. JETER: IT'S US AGAINST MILLY AND MATT
M. JONES: YOU REALLY WANNA GET IN SERIOUS TROUBLE OVER A HAMSTER FRANK
L. KENNARD: i just woke up from a nap what's happening
G. ALLEN: it's 3 am luke
L. KENNARD: how'd that happen
F. JACKSON: IF YOU WANT MR. HAM YOURE GOING TO PRY HIM FROM MY COLD, DEAD BODY
F. JACKSON: JUST LOOK AT HIM
F. JACKSON:
G. ALLEN: F UCK WE'RE KEEPING MR HAM FOREVWR
A. JEFFERSON:
A. JEFFERSON: matt
A. JEFFERSON: we gotta surrender
F. JACKSON: DOES THAT MEAN I GET TO KEEP MR. HAM?????
M. JONES: until housekeeping sees him, yep
F. JACKSON: YAYAYAYAYAYAYA IM TAKING HIM EVERYWJERE
F. JACKSON: GRAYSON AND LUKE AND CHASE ARE HIS UNCLES AND HARRY AND JAY CAN BE THE GOD PARENTS AND matt and amile you guys are the grandparents but we won't be visiting for a while bc your grandson doesn't feel very loved
G. ALLEN: LUKE WE NEED TO SEE OUR NEPHEW
H. GILES: can something tragic happen to u and marques so jay and i can take custody of mr ham
L. KENNARD: i literally fell asleep at 5:30 how is it 3 am
J. TATUM: I FOUGHT FOR MY BOY HAMMY
J. TATUM: THIS IS THE ONLY DUB THAT MATTERS THIS SEASON
F. JACKSON: 😊😊😊😊😊😊
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𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙮 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙢𝙥𝙨 • group chat au
Humorthis is my completely fictional interpretation of what goes in the group chat of the duke men's basketball team.