F. JACKSON: SO I GUESS WE'RE JUST NOT GONNA TELL EACH OTHER WHOS LEAVING ANYMORE HUH? 😠
G. ALLEN: luke did you leave
L. KENNARD: i'm literally in the kitchen
G. ALLEN: just checking
J. DELAURIER: marques left???
C. JETER: nba or transfer???
H. GILES: somebodycant just knock on his dorm and see if he's up and then talk to him?
J. WHITE: he's in houston
G. ALLEN: "he's in houston" SHUT UP?
J. WHITE: sorry... 😓
G. ALLEN: did you call him yet
L. KENNARD: how'd you find out?
F. JACKSON: JEEZ GUYS CALM DOWN WITH THE QUESTIONS
F. JACKSON: i just saw it on twitter!
H. GILES: hold up imma call him
M. BOLDEN: huh
H. GILES: MARUQES
M. BOLDEN: i transferred?
F. JACKSON: apparently!
M. BOLDEN: whaaaaat
M. BOLDEN: u wildin
F. JACKSON:
M. BOLDEN: wtf
G. ALLEN: what sources you slithery little snake
M. BOLDEN: i'm so confused
A. JEFFERSON: what else is new
M. BOLDEN: deadass haven't said shit yet
M. BOLDEN: i just wanted to see the space center man
F. JACKSON: so.....you didn't transfer?
M. BOLDEN: no i would've told you guys
M. BOLDEN: i ain't jayson tf
F. JACKSON: I KNEW IT
L. KENNARD: so why is twitter blowing up about it
M. BOLDEN: idk
G. ALLEN: 🤔🤔🤔
M. BOLDEN: shit should i say somethin
G. ALLEN: try texting ty or something
M. BOLDEN: aight
L. KENNARD: wait
L. KENNARD: did he say yet
M. BOLDEN: what
L. KENNARD: you said you hadn't said shit
L. KENNARD: y e t
A. JEFFERSON:
F. JACKSON: huh?
M. BOLDEN: gtg
L. KENNARD: he's indecisive
L. KENNARD: he can't decide
L. KENNARD: he keeps on lookin
L. KENNARD: from left to right
G. ALLEN: SHAWTY IS AN EENIE MEENIE MINEY MO LOVA
F. JACKSON: you two literally haven't made your decisions either
J. DELAURIER:
G. ALLEN: or have we...? 🤔🤔
F. JACKSON: no. you haven't.
G. ALLEN: it was a joke
F. JACKSON: i know.
F. JACKSON: 😑
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𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙮 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙢𝙥𝙨 • group chat au
Humorthis is my completely fictional interpretation of what goes in the group chat of the duke men's basketball team.