G. ALLEN: "I wanna see you in sexy tight shirts"
G. ALLEN: Me: uh I got a cat shirt on
L. KENNARD: wtf who said that
A. JEFFERSON: oh my god
M. JONES: is it the one i got you for christmas
G. ALLEN: luke YOU literally said that.
G. ALLEN: and yes matt i love it
M. JONES: oh kiddo i love you
L. KENNARD: BAHAHA I FORGOT I WAS ABOUT TO BEAT SOME ASS
A. JEFFERSON: are they dating? ^ the world will never know
F. JACKSON: omg javin literally called 911 when we were on the interstate because i like to be a speed demon in the left lane
C. JETER: there's lice going around
L. KENNARD: NOBODY FUCKING TOUCH ME
L. KENNARD: NO ONE
M. JONES: we can't share anything this weekend
M. BOLDEN: the real reason chase transferred
G. ALLEN: IM RUNNING FOR THE HILLS
G. ALLEN: IF I GET LICE I S2G IM SHAVING MY HEAD
G. ALLEN: I HAD LICE IN 5TH GRADE DO YOU KNOW HOW BAD THAT WAS FOR ME
L. KENNARD: i'm serious if any of you get lice get the fuck out
M. BOLDEN: did u have to shave ur head
G. ALLEN: yes i looked like an egg
M. BOLDEN: ehehe you still do
H. GILES: sorry ya'll. i can't just ignore the elephant in the room.
H. GILES. left 2K17 NATTY CHAMPS at 8:29 pm
G. ALLEN: well the group name is a little slap to the face now
A. JEFFERSON: don't worry, no ones gonna use it after like next month
L. KENNARD: true true
M. BOLDEN: dang that's kinda sad man
F. JACKSON: i don't want anyone to leave ☹️
M. JONES: me either frank. me either.
J. TATUM: i'm pretty sure harry's mad at me 😒
L. KENNARD: uh, can you blame him
G. ALLEN: he's your best friend and you literally TEXT HIM and told him you were leaving.
A. JEFFERSON: that's some kd/russ shit right there
J. TATUM: no......no....we are NOT kd & russ okay
M. BOLDEN: you kinda literally pulled a kd
F. JACKSON: HARRY DESERVES BETTER THAN KD 😠
J. TATUM: IM NOT KEVIN DURANT GOD DAMMIT
L. KENNARD: bye kevin
L. KENNARD removed J. TATUM from 2K17 NATTY CHAMPS at 8:43 pm
M. BOLDEN added H. GILES to 2K17 NATTY CHAMPS at 8:44 pm
F. JACKSON: welcome back russ! 💙
H. GILES: huh?
G. ALLEN: TOO SOON FRANK TOO SOON
M. BOLDEN: we said jayson pulled a kd on you harry....
H. GILES: aw shit
H. GILES: you gotta point tho
M. BOLDEN: he's a snake
F. JACKSON: 🐊 hiss hiss 🐊
A. JEFFERSON: frank baby
F. JACKSON: yes?
G. ALLEN: bro why'd you send a crocodile
F. JACKSON: huh?
M. JONES: frank that's a crocodile
F. JACKSON: no its not look at his legs!
M. BOLDEN: .....exactly
F. JACKSON: i'm confused
L. KENNARD: snakes...don't...have...legs...
F. JACKSON: what yes they do look 🐊
C. JETER: SNAKES DONT HAVE LEGS FRANK WHAT THE FUCK
F. JACKSON: oh my god-
H. GILES: ya'll actually got me weak 😂😂😂
F. JACKSON: ...exactly! that was my goal! i'm happy you're smiling, harry! 😊
A. JEFFERSON: boy if you don't get-
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𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙮 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙢𝙥𝙨 • group chat au
Humorthis is my completely fictional interpretation of what goes in the group chat of the duke men's basketball team.
