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SUBTITLES ARE BOLDED AND BRACKETED.
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Chloe: *Holds umbrella for herself and Reyna*
Reyna: ¡Hola! [Hello!] Sorry for the rain. Aeolus found out we're here. Anyway, today we are live on a beach in Puerto Rico where we will have guys and girls face off in a one-of-a-kind challenge sponsored by Kellogg's. *Whispers to the camera* I was paid to say thatlk.
Chloe: It's been awhile since we had a live audience.
Reyna: Yeah. Despite the rain, our fans can still get our merchandise from Harley's new indoor gift shop. We also added a new upgrade: a mobile concessions stand run by Katie Gardner.
Chloe: We serve all kinds of ethnic foods with the help of Hephaestus's new Universal Cooker, which you can buy for 995 drachmas at the Mount Olympus Mall.
Reyna: Be sure try our ambrosia-chocolate cake and nectar shakes!
Chloe: Our full menu is on HephaestusTV.com. Gods, this is just a huge spon-fest.
Reyna: (We were paid to say all of this.)
Chloe: Let's get on with the show.
Zach: Switchin' to the Death Breath cam. *Presses buttons*
~ Death Breath cam ~
Nico: *Whining* I told you not to call it that!
Annabeth: *Crosses arms* Nico, the camera's supposed to be on me.
Nico: *Turns camera around* I just wanted to spare the audience from your tacky outfit. Seriously girl, maroon is NOT your color.
Annabeth: *Gasps* Well then, no nectar shakes for you!
Nico: *Rolls eyes* Just introduce the segment.
Annabeth: Today we are doing a Cast vs. Fans version of the KRAVE Challenge! Basically, we have a team of 3 cast members against 3 fans that have been chosen (with consent) just before the show. They have to team up and go head-to-head to find a set of bowls and spoons and fill it with cereal and milk. The first to do so wins. By the way, since we're working with water, we do not have any shapeshifters or children of Poseidon playing, just to be fair. Let's meet our lucky fans. Here with me is a daughter of Iris, son of Demeter, and a daughter of Nemesis.
Daughter of Iris: *Shyly* ¡Hola! ¿Como estas? [Hello! How are you?]
Son of Demeter: ¡Hola Papa! [Hi Dad!]
Daughter of Nemesis: *Picks her nails*
Annabeth: And here's our team of cast members: Jason "Sparky" Grace, Hazel "Jewel Queen" Levesque, and Will "Nico's Future Husband" Solang- I mean, Solace! You guys can't use your powers unless it's an emergency, okay?
Jason, Hazel, and Will: Yes ma'am.
Nico: Alright, so Chloe, Reyna, and Smartarse Newman are meeting with the fans and will be filming them. We'll stay here with Will, Hazel, and the Other.
Jason: HEY!
Hazel: *Snickers* From now on I'm calling you The Other.
Will: Should we switch it to the fans?
Nico: Yes. Switchin' to the Smartarse Cam.
~ Smartarse cam ~
Zach: So you wanna play that game, eh Nicky? *Focuses the camera on Chloe, Reyna, and the fans*
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