*Account names will be in parenthesis.*
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Athena: Good afternoon and welcome to another episode of HephaestusTV.
Chloe: Say it with more pizazz!
Athena: There's a reason I'm not the regular host. So today, we will be playing a game called Minecraft on two different servers. Ares (account name: thegodofwar) will be in charge of the Survival Mode server and I (Athena1.0) will have the Creative Mode players.
Ares: So who wants to man up and do Survival Mode?
Chloe: I will. (TheGeminiProject)
Percy: Me too, but don't be surprised if I troll Ares. (SeaweedBrain)
Clarisse: You're going down Prissy! (DrakonSlayer1)
Jason: Count me in! (FluffyRomanPancakes)
Reyna: I'll try it. (PraetorRARA)
Zeus: I am the King of the gods! This game is nothing. Bring on the worst. (teddybearpoodlelover1234)
Poseidon: Percy and I are on the same side. (PoseidontheAwesome)
Octavian: Meh, why not? (DouchebagtheAwful21)
Athena: How about those for Creative Mode?
Annabeth: Totally! (WiseGirl)
Leo: Yeah. (theboyonfire)
Hephaestus: Sure. (thegodonfire)
Piper: Why not? (AntiBeautyQueen)
Hazel: Okay. (GoldenHazel)
Athena: Alright. We will now be taking a live screencast of the game, so you'll just see our avatars and hear our voices.
~ Survival ~
thegodofwar: Everyone on?
Everyone: Yep.
PoseidontheAwesome: WTH I spawned in the middle of nowhere.
thegodofwar: I got us a special seed. If you dig down, you'll hit a mine.
FluffyRomanPancakes: [Digs] Cool, I got redstone!
SeaweedBrain: What?!? Why can't I breathe underwater?!?
DrakonSlayer1: I got a stick! Where are you Prissy?
SeaweedBrain: Uh, in a random spruce forest by a river. Hey, a giant mushroom thing!
DouchebagtheAwful21: Why is my avatar wearing a pink Barbie shirt?!?
PraetorRARA: I think I found the village's blacksmith. [Looks around] Apparently someone beat me too it, 'cause they took the crafting table, furnace, torches, a bookshelf block, half a wall, and the chest with everything inside.
teddybearpoodlelover1234: Whoever took the blacksmith stuff also took everything in the gardens. WAIT! I found a potato. I think they forgot it.
SeaweedBrain: Someone left a sign. It says: TROLOLOLOLOLOLO!
PoseidontheAwesome: Aw man! I think whoever took the village stuff also took whatever coal deposits were in here. Dam, I really could use a torch right now.
[Something runs by]
PoseidontheAwesome: What was that? [Punches it]
FluffyRomanPancakes: Hey!
PoseidontheAwesome: Sorry.
[Something else hits FluffyRomanPancakes]
FluffyRomanPancakes: What the Hades, man?
PoseidontheAwesome: It wasn't me, I swear. [Picks up arrow] Who's is this?
teddybearpoodlelover1234: Is it possible to steal an entire house without anyone noticing?
PraetorRARA: What I want to know is how the chickens all magically disappeared.
SeaweedBrain: WHO TOOK MY GIANT MUSHROOM TREE THING?!? I WAS WATCHING IT!
DouchebagtheAwful21: Looks like we got a troll to find,
DrakonSlayer1: I can't believe I'm agreeing with him...
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~ Creative ~
Athena1.0: Is everybody on?
Everyone: Yep.
theboyonfire: I found the perfect place for a bunker!
thegodonfire: Cool. Where are you?
theboyonfire: Some clearing in a spruce forest. Can you see me?
thegodonfire: Yeah.
WiseGirl: Hey Piper, you wanna help me build something?
AntiBeautyQueen: How about...an evil lair? [Laughs evilly]
WiseGirl: Like Octavian's room?
GoldenHazel: Can I help?
AniBeautyQueen: Sure.
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~ Survival ~
thegodofwar: Let's first list what we know about this troll.
PoseidontheAwesome: They were quick enough to take all the coal.
PraetorRARA: They must've had seeds to herd the chickens away.
teddybearpoodlelover1234: S/he was stealthy enough to steal a house, mushroom tree, and everything in the blacksmith's place.
DouchebagtheAwful21: It has to be someone on this server.
FluffyRomanPancakes: And they're close enough to attack me.
DrakonSlayer1: Plus they took the time to make a troll sign.
WiseGirl: Hi!
SeaweedBrain: O_o How'd you get here?
WiseGirl: I just left my server and joined yours, duh. So I heard you were having a troll problem.
DrakonSlayer1: Tell us what you know.
WiseGirl: The answer is right in front of you. The troll is...
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DUN DUN DUN!
Who do you think the troll is? Leave your answer in the comments and I'll see you next time with another episode. Peace!
~ C. Gallagher
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