*Inspired by an episode of Sam and Cat*
Chloe: Welcome to a new cooking segment on HephaestusTV! I recently learned to cook and I can say I'm not horrible. I found this recipe and I've never tried it before so I'm doing it here. I need a volunteer from the audience.
Everyone: [Raises hands] Me me! Pick me!
Chloe: [Closes eyes and randomly points] [Opens eyes] [Sighs] Not who I expected, but I guess you'll do. Get up here Valdez.
Leo: YEAH!
Chloe: Wash your hands Fireboy.
Leo: [Wiggles eyebrows] Fireboy? That's the best you got?
Chloe: Just wash your hands.
Leo: [Washes hands]
Chloe: So I found this foreign drink recipe. I think it's Scandanavian or Swedish or something...I'm gonna call it Crazy Juice since it has the most random ingredients.
Leo: Done. What now?
Chloe: We mix the ingredients. So take a big bowl and mix 1 1/2 teaspoons of vanilla extract with 16 cups of carbonated water. Then you add 2 tablespoons of caramel extract...Valdez, what are you doing?
Leo: Like my caramel moustache?
Chloe: [Sighs] Ignoring the idiot, gradually add 4 cups of sugar while stirring. Valdez, wipe that beard off, you look like a Mexican Osama Bin Santa Claus.
Leo: And you love it!
Chloe: Whatever. Next you put 2 tablespoons of cinnamon and nutmeg and mix until the whole thing dissolves. Then, add a pinch of citrus flavoring and a teaspoon of mint extract. Then, add 2 tablespoons of lemon juice and stir. VALDEZ, QUIT FLIRTING WITH THE OVEN!
Leo: Shh. Don't listen to the mean girl Ovenetta.
Chloe: [Kicks Leo off the stage (literally)] I need a new volunteer. How about...uh...Annabeth! I'm done with boys.
Annabeth: Sure.
Chloe: Valdez was behind and you need to catch u-
Annabeth: Done!
Chloe: Wha- how- never mind. Next, you add 3 tablespoons of melted butter and a pinch of cocoa powder.
Annabeth: What are we making again?
Chloe: [Shrugs] Now you want it thickish, like it's drinkable but thick. Then we put 1/3 cup of cream, mix, and chill for 80 minutes.
Audience: [Groans]
Chloe: In the meantime, please enjoy this reed pipe solo by Grover Underwood!
Grover: [Plays for 80 minutes]
Audience: NOOO!
Chloe: [Whispers to Annabeth] Wanna get lunch?
Annabeth: Okay.
Chloe and Annabeth: [Leaves and locks the door behind them so the audience is trapped]
~ 80 minutes later ~
Chloe: And we're back! So, our drinks are chilled and it's time for the final touches! Annabeth, pick a colour.
Annabeth: Why?
Chloe: Just do it.
Annabeth: Blue.
Chloe: You add 1/4 teaspoon of blue food dye and stir until it's one solid colour. I'll use red.
~ 3 minutes later ~
Annabeth: What next?
Chloe: Chill for another 5 minutes.
~ 5 minutes later ~
Chloe: We need 2 taste testers. I pick Hazel.
Annabeth: Percy.
Hazel and Percy: [Walks up and tries the drinks]
Percy: MORE MORE MORE!
Hazel: Why didn't they have this before??? [Drinks all of the red drink]
Annabeth: Um, I think I broke my boyfriend.
Frank: Forget that! You broke my girlfriend!
Chloe: Um, that's all for today! BYE!
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Holy schist this took forever 'cause Wattpad deleted my first draft and I had to rewrite it.
~ C. Gallagher
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