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Chloe: Good evening and welcome to our first episode of HephaestusTV! I'm Chloe Gallagher, daughter of Hermes, and this is my co-host Piper McLean, daughter of Aphrodite!
Piper: Uh, don't you mean VulcanTV?
Chloe: Screw Romans. Anyways, today we're doing a...um...documentary on demigods and their godly parents. Like, you know, how much they really have in common and that jazz.
Piper: So we got some questions entered in by fellow campers-
Chloe: [COUGH COUGH] Frank and Hazel [COUGH COUGH]
Piper: -And we'll be asking them to the demigods and gods! Shall we start with the Zeus cabin?
Chloe: Alright! Here's Zeus, Jason and Thalia!
Jason: Piper! You said I could be co-host!
Piper: Hephaestus chose Chloe, not me.
Chloe: HURTFUL! BTW why didn't he choose Valdez? Crap, I'm gonna shut up now.
Piper: Good idea. First question: What's your favorite mortal candy?
Thalia: Sour patch kids.
Jason: Shockers.
Zeus: Shockers.
Chloe: Okay, kinda creepy.
Piper: You said you'd shut up.
Chloe: I never swore on the River Styx. Second, what's your favorite mortal song?
Zeus: Lights.
Jason: Brave.
Thalia: Single Ladies.
Piper: Next, we got the Poseidon Cabin, basically Percy and his dad. So guys, what's your favorite candy and songs? Mortal candies and songs, by the way.
Percy: My favorite candies are anything blue and my favorite song is...hmm. Give me a minute.
Poseidon: I like Swedish Fish and that Just Keep Swimming song from Finding Nemo.
Percy: OMG I love that song!
Piper: Like father like son. Next we have Hades/Pluto.
Chloe: For some reason I like Hades better. No offense to Pluto or Hazel.
Piper: He's in his Greek form, lucky you. Now, we have Hades, Nico and Hazel. Now, guys, what are your favorite MODERN DAY mortal songs and candies?
Chloe: Old nannies.
Nico and Hazel: Hey!
Chloe: Hay is for Blackjack, now answer the question.
Hazel: Modern day? Crap, I need a second.
Nico: Me too.
Hades: I'll eat any Halloween candy and as for songs I like either Radioactive or the Ghostbusters theme.
Hazel: This is a bit old but I like chocolate coins and I could only remember that one Rihanna song so I have to say that's my favorite.
Chloe: You mean Diamonds?
Hazel: Yep.
Chloe: And you Nico?
Nico: Dark chocolate and Demons by Imagine Dragons.
Piper and Chloe: Creepy.
Nico: I radiate death for a hobby.
Piper: Next we have...oh shit.
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