*I AM SO SO SORRY! Because of the lateness and my busy as fuck schedule, I have less time to write but nonetheless I'll try to have something next week. Again, sorry for missing a week.*
*Based on those Extreme Makeover shows*
Chloe: Hello and welcome to another episode of HephaestusTV! Today I'm working with the Aphrodite and Hephaestus cabins. You see, a couple hours before we shot last week's episode Nico and I made a bet. Long story short: he lost. Part of the bet was the winner got to redesign the loser's cabin and I thought this would make a great episode so here we are! Our handymen are Valdez, Jake, Nyssa, Harley, Shane and Christopher from the Hephaestus cabin. The interior designers are Mitchell, Drew, Lacy and Piper from the Aphrodite cabin. Annabeth and I are gonna be supervising and helping out. Jason's taking Nico to Coney Island for today. Annabeth, care to show them the game plan?
Annabeth: [Opens laptop] Okay, so here we have a 3D model of the outside of the Hades cabin. We're covering the outside in hot pink paint and glitter, but that's the last part. On the inside, Chloe's cabin already emptied out the furniture and set up the supplies. Lacy and Piper will be putting pink flower wallpaper and Leo's gonna modify the bathroom mirror to show an image of Snow White. Nyssa and Jake are gonna add some things to the walls and ceiling so it looks like a cathedral. What else? Oh yeah! Drew's gonna give the skulls a makeover and replace Nico's clothes. Am I forgetting anything?
Shane: Harley and I are gonna install a perfume smoke screen.
Christopher: And I'm fixing the stereo so it plays a bunch of Disney songs. I mean, who likes Imagine Dragons?
Chloe: [Offended scoff] I like Imagine Dragons. [Starts humming Tiptoe]
Annabeth: So what're we waiting for? Let's get started!
Chloe: Annabeth, can you take over for a sec? I'm gonna go inside.
Annabeth: Okay. I'm gonna start mixing the paint and glitter.
Camera guy: Not too close. I really hate the fumes.
Chloe: [Comes out] [Coughs] [Grabs hard hat] You might not wanna go in there. It smells like paint and Windex. And for some reason this was in Nico's closet. [Throws dead tarantula at camera guy]
Camera guy and Annabeth: Will you quit it with the spiders?!?
Chloe: Athena kids. [Rolls eyes]
Camera guy: [Mocking] Hermes kids.
Leo: We got the smell cleared out.
Chloe: Good. Hey Valdez, wear a hard hat.
Leo: You're not the boss of me.
Chloe: Actually I kinda am.
Leo: Whatever. Hey Gallagher, wear some goggles.
Chloe: [Whispers to camera] He's not getting a raise. [Turns to Annabeth] I'll be inside if you need me. C'mon Camera Boy.
Nyssa: Careful! The structures are still unstable. Jake, hand me the nail gun.
Lacy: Hi! Piper and I are almost done with the wallpaper. Isn't it just cute?
Chloe: ...No comment.
Piper: These flowers are holographic so if you stand on the right you see lilacs but on the left you see pansies. Also, when it's dark you see glow-in-the-dark roses.
Lacy: They're also the scratch 'n sniff kinds.
Chloe: Do they have that design but with candy? Just wondering.
Piper: [Gives Chloe a box] Here. Why don't you replace the stuff in Nico's bathroom?
Chloe: Jeez, okay. C'mon Camera Boy. [Goes to the bathroom] Okay, we got some flowery soap, shampoo with rainbow hairdye (I think it was from the Iris cabin) and icing in a toothpaste tube. Oh and before the show I put some flour and glitter in the hairdryer.
Camera guy: I also set up a secret camera up here. [Points to secret camera] to get Nico's reactions.
Nyssa: Nico's coming! Quick, get out. Clear all evidence!
Chloe: That's all for today. Go check out our website for Nico's reactions!
~ C. Gallagher
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