*Since I didn't get many place suggestions, I'm going with the first comment which was Sardinia (see map on the side). Dedicated to Silena_Beauregard for being the first (and only) requester of this place!*
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Percy: [Takes selfies with fans]
Frank: [Gives free T-shirts to audience]
Leo: [Autographs peoples' stuff]
Annabeth: Boys, the show already started.
Percy: [To fans] Sorry, gotta go.
Random Fan: MARRY ME! [Grabs Percy's shirt]
Percy: [Pulls away] [To himself] I hope that's not that Johnny guy.
Annabeth: [Into a microphone] Good afternoon Sardinia!
Fans: [Screams]
Annabeth: How are you all doing? Nice day for a show, right? I see we got a good audience. Good, 'cause we'll need a lot of volunteers.
Percy: Special thanks to Silena_Beauregard for suggesting this place. Also thanks to my mom and stepdad for being our chaperones 'cause the gods got their own thing up on Olympus and to the University of Cagliari for letting us use their campus for the day, and of all of you for being here or watching at home!
Fans: [Screams]
Chloe: So who's ready for some HephaestusTV?
Fans: [Cheers]
Leo: I like how we set up the stage outside even thought it just finished raining like an hour ago. Before we start, let's give a shoutout to my brother Harley, who's the merch guy over there. [Points to Harley]
Harley: SWEATSHIRTS! MUGS! WRISTBANDS! WATER BOTTLES! POSTERS! HATS! PEGASUS SHAMPOO! GET A FREE BLUE COOKIE WITH YOUR PURCHASE!
Some fans: [Goes to the merchandise table]
Annabeth: [Point to Zach in a tree] And a shoutout to Zach, who's our camera guy if you didn't already know. Let's get started!
Percy: Out in a field over there, we have this huge obstacle course that's a combination of the most famous Internet challenges.
Annabeth: Travis and Connor are prepping to go over the course. Apparantly, we HAD to give them goggles and other protective stuff.
Chloe: Basically, they have this thing called the Stupidity Detector, which is something Valdez made with his Archimedes Sphere. It senses who gets more impact from each part of the course and whoever is impacted the least wins. Their progress will be shown on this giant screen behind me. [Points to giant screen behind her]
Hazel: [Looks at the screen] That's another stolen KissCam, isn't it? Do I want to know where you got this one?
Leo: Yankees Stadium. We got kinda lazy.
Chloe: [Continues] Travis and Connor have to go through an alley of power fans blowing dry cinnamon, dodge buckets of ice, walk barefoot across a salt-covered ice block, and run down a long platform that will give away into cold water after certain intervals of time.
Leo: [Looks from above Chloe's shoulder] You wrote it on your hand!
Chloe: Well I wasn't gonna write it on my foot.
Leo: That's cheating! If we can't do that then you shouldn't either.
Chloe: [Scoffs] Don't act like you don't do that. Back on set, you always taped the script to the floor.
Leo: Yeah, but I never cheat on live shows. Oh, and you misspelled 'cinnamon' on your hand.
Chloe: [To herself] Crap.
Piper: The boys are gonna start.
Chloe: Please turn your attention to the screen. Meanwhile, I have a Valdez to deal with. [Drags Leo off the stage]
~ On the screen ~
Nyssa: In 3, 2 1, go! [Starts stopwatch]
Travis: [Army crawls through cinnamon wind]
Connor: Ack! I can't see anything! [Trips over Travis]
Travis: [Coughs] Ow! [Coughs] Where's the exit? [Gropes around]
Connor: Quit touching my-
Travis: Shut up, I'm trying to get us outta here.
Connor: Aren't we competing?
Travis: By 'us' I mean 'me'. [Pushed Connor off] [Crawls away] [Coughs]
Connor: [Follows Travis] [Gets a bucket of ice dumped on him]
Travis: [Laughs] [Trips a wire] [Gets ice bucketed]
Travis and Connor: [Runs for their lives]
Connor: [Reaches next part] [Takes off shoes] [Tiptoes/runs across salt and ice block]
Travis: [Slips on ice] Ow ow ow!
Connor: Haha!
Travis: [Pulls Connor's ankle] Feel the icy burn!
Connor: [Accidently touches salt] Who does these challenges for fun?!?
Travis: [Gets up] [Slides across rest of ice] OWW!
Connor: [Sits up] [Thinks] I'm wearing pants, so this should work. [Scoots on his butt off the ice block]
Travis: [Carefully steps on platform] [Takes slow steps]
Connor: [Copies Travis] [Pushes Travis into water]
Travis: [Pulls Connor with him]
Connor: [Shivering] [Starts swimming to finish line]
Travis: [Dramatically] Wait! Don't leave me!
Connor: [Dramatically] I'm sorry. I have to do this.
Travis and Connor: [Laughs] [Goes to finish line together]
Drew: [Gives them towels]
Travis: [Dries armpits]
Connor: [Wipes cinnamon out of his mouth]
Drew: The results are you're both equally stupid. You lost your wristbands in the cold water.
Travis and Connor: Aw man!
~ Back on stage ~
Percy: [Telling a story to the audience] ...So then I saw this creepy little girl that looked like a miniature Thalia-
Piper: -And we're done with that. What'd you guys think?
Fans: [Screams] [Cheers] [Claps]
Annabeth: Thanks for your supprt today! Later we'll be having a meet and greet so if you bought your pass it'll be inside at 3:30. Thanks for watching.
Chloe: Peace out! [Holds up peace sign]
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1) Because of the slight shortage of suggestions, I'll be writing down your places in order I get the comment and write it in order, along with some of my own ideas. Be sure to leave your suggestions in the comments. Remember:
Antarctica, the North Pole, and North Korea - No
New York and California - Been there, done that.
Asia and Africa - They're continents, not countries. Be specific or else it won't be counted.
Other planets and Olympus - No. Just...no.
Also you can't do any places that have already been done in this season!
Other than that, go crazy!
~ C. Gallagher
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