HephaestusTV (A Percy Jackson Fanfiction)

Season 2 Episode 9 - PO Box #1

Percy: [Grunts] [Carrying five boxes] Hey Leo, can you help me with these?

Leo: [Driving a forklift] Sure, just put 'em on top.

Percy: REALLY?!?

Chloe: Good afternoon and welcome to another episode of HephaestusTV! Apparantly, Chiron made us a PO box without telling us and we're getting stuff from gods, demigods, and mortals all around the world. Let me take a second to say thank you to the fans because we wouldn't be derping around in front of a camera if it weren't for you all so thank you!

Leo: [Jumps off forklift] Here's how it's gonna work. We got a crap ton of crap and today we'll be opening as many as we can on the show, but if you don't see your's today don't worry because we swear it on the River Styx we open and keep everything. My dad even built a new room in the Big House for this.

Frank: We'll also be testing some things outside with Coach Hedge filming.

Chloe: Let's get started!

Annabeth: This first thing is from Sadie in New Brunswick to Zach.

Chloe: Camera Boy, get over here!

Zach: [Opens the box] [Fangirling] Oh my gods it's the complete Maze Runner series! The note says: "I wanted to get you something but I didn't know what at first. Then I thought about how a few episode ago you wanted the Maze Runner book but Ares' List ripped you off so I ordered these from Amazon for you. I hope you like it." Aw, this is the nicest PO box I've ever gotten! Granted, it's the only PO box I've gotten so far.

Chloe: [Coughs]

Zach: Right. I'll be behind the camera. [Leaves]

Percy: The next one's for me and Frank. [Opens box] It's a two person dinosaur costume, apparantly. Can we try it on?

Frank: Sure.

Frank and Percy: [Goes to dressing room]

Leo: The next one-

Percy: EWW! [Runs to Annabeth] FRANK FARTED IN MY FACE!

Frank: We flipped a coin and you lost. You still have to be the butt.

Percy: But you had to fart when we were almost done putting it on?!? Gods, what were you eating?

Frank: I had Mexican food for lunch. Leo gave me a coupon to some place downtown.

Percy: Just because you have a coupon doesn't mean you have to use it!

Hazel: Boys, calm down. Frank, apologize and get out that ridiculous T-Rex head. Percy, go take a shower.

Frank and Percy: Yes ma'am.

Leo: [Continues as if nothing happened] The next one is for Coach Hedge. [Opens box and takes something out] GAH! [Drops object]

Chloe: [Laughs] It's a Chuckie doll taped to a football!

Travis and Connor: Let's go try it out. [Takes football]

~ Outside ~

Coach Hedge: Why can't I use it?

Connor: You're the cameraman for now. You can have it later. [Holds ball down for Travis] Ready?

Travis: Ready! [Kicks it into a bush] I'll get it. You can switch back to the main cam.

~ Inside ~

Piper: This one's cute. [Shows to camera] Someone from Japan made a cute little anime of us.

Nico: [Unwraps another package] [Fangirls] Chloe, Zach, get over here! Someone sent us an Imagine Dragons album!

Chloe and Zach: [Fangirls]

Percy: [Comes back] [Looks at Chloe, Zach, and Nico] Did I miss something?

Grover: [Opens package] Holy Styx! I didn't know Grow-Your-Own-Enchilada kits existed!

Percy: That's nice...

Ares: Clarisse, this is for you.

Clarisee: [Rips package open] A GUILLOTINE! Thanks, uh [Reads card] Alex from Michigan!

Everyone but Ares: [Backs away]

Ares: Don't worry, it's not big enough for humans.

Clarisse: [Laughing like a maniac]

~ Time lapse ~

Chloe: We got some pretty weird stuff-

Octavian: Who sent me a book called A History of Porn?!?

Chloe: As I said, weird stuff. But thank you all for being so creative in your gifts and supporting us here at HephaestusTV. We will be opening our PO box in the future so just send your stuff to Mount Olympus through the Hermes Express and until then, stay classy Mount Olympus.

Zach: Anchorman? Really? Oh schist, I forgot about the camera!

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Leave your ideas for PO box items in the comments and thank you for all your support. Peace!

~ C. Gallagher