Knock Off Frappuccino

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❝Hello, welcome to Cafe Grind, would you like to try our Mint Chocolate Chip Frappuccino?❞

"Isn't that an ice cream flavor? Are you guys running out of ideas for good drinks?"

❝Oh, it's you.❞

"You hung up on me yesterday feisty pants, so I took it upon myself to call again."

❝Do not call me that. Now, would you like your bland coffee again, pervert?❞

"If I tell you my name, will you please not call me that? To answer your question, no I want to try your special ice cream knock off frap."

❝I'm going to ignore that last comment. Fine, enlighten me. What is this perverts name?❞

"Q."

❝R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, aaaaaaand Z! Hahaha!❞

"Did I just hear the sound of your laugh?"

❝Um, yes you did...❞

"I like the sound of your laugh."

❝Oh. Um, thank you.❞

"It sounds like a dying giraffe."

❝...❞

"I'm kidding, I meant it. It sounds nice. Anyway, what do you think about this perverts name?"

❝Quiet relived you admitted to being a pervert. It is interesting why would your parents name you after a letter in the alphabet?❞

"It's short for Quentin."

❝I suppose I should admit I like your name.❞

"Really? A compliment from you? Wow, that means so-"

❝It's exactly like your taste in coffee. Bland.❞

"Little. That means so little to me."

❝Joking! Ha!❞

"Your humor isn't very humorous."

❝And yours is any better?❞

"..."

❝All jokes aside I put in your order...wait. Did you just hang up on me?❞

"..."

❝Fine then. I expect a phone call tomorrow.❞

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