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"Hello my dear Harper."

"Blain I am scarred for life!"

"Uh Ok?"

"Do you know Margret on the first floor?"

"The lady who talks too her self?"

"YES! Anyway she asked me too feed her cat while she visited her grandchildren."

"Okay?"

"THERE ARE COWS EVERYWHERE IN HER APARTMENT!"

"What?"

"They where all over the place. On the floor,on the walls, EVERYWHERE. And they scare the shit out of me."

"Wait they are dead right?"

"No she has a god damn farm in her apartment.OFCOURSE THEY ARE DEAD!"

"You really need to stop yelling before I go deaf."

"I will yell if i want to yell."

"I am just saying that i can hear you just fine now but if you keep screaming at me I won't."

"I don't need your negativity in my life right now. Good bye."

Beep beep

" My negativity has she met herself?"

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