Texts

T.O.M

[Tiffany - 8:13 PM] Hey Tae?

[Taeyeon - 8:17 PM] Yeah?

[Tiffany - 8:17 PM] I'm bored.

[Tiffany - 8:17 PM] Entertain me.

[Taeyeon - 8:17 PM] Why of course your highness.

[Taeyeon - 8:17 PM] It would be my pleasure to entertain you.

[Taeyeon - 8:18 PM] In more ways than one, if you know what I mean 😉

[Tiffany - 8:18 PM] T.O.M is here.

[Taeyeon - 8:18 PM] Who the fuck is Tom? 😐

[Tiffany - 8:19 PM] The bitch is back.

[Taeyeon - 8:19 PM] I'm gonna assume that's Jessica? 

[Taeyeon - 8:19 PM] Is Tom her boyfriend?

[Tiffany - 8:20 PM] I'm riding the cotton pony.

[Taeyeon - 8:20 PM] ???? 

[Tiffany - 8:21 PM] I'm surfing the crimson wave.

[Taeyeon - 8:21 PM] Tiffany, I'm so sorry for asking this, but

[Taeyeon - 8:21 PM] Are you stoned?

[Tiffany - 8:21 PM] FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TAEYEON I'M ON MY PERIOD.

[Taeyeon - 8:22 PM] I don't see how that has to do with anything.

[Tiffany - 8:22 PM] Taeyeon, you are so...😓 

[Taeyeon - 8:23 PM] Wait

[Taeyeon - 8:23 PM] It all just came to me.

[Tiffany - 8:24 PM] Well thank god for that 😐

[Taeyeon - 8:24 PM] I feel so stupid right now 😳

[Taeyeon - 8:24 PM] I just disrespected all women.

[Tiffany - 8:24 PM] You sure did.

[Taeyeon - 8:24 PM] I'm such an idiot.

[Tiffany - 8:24 PM] You sure are.

[Taeyeon - 8:24 PM] I deserve to die.

[Tiffany - 8:25 PM] Yeah, let's not go that far.

[Taeyeon - 8:25 PM] Okay, sorry.

[Tiffany - 8:25 PM] So? Entertain me then.

[Taeyeon - 8:25 PM] Your wish is my command mistress.

[Tiffany - 8:25 PM] Fuck that's hot.

[Tiffany - 8:25 PM] I TOLD YOU I'M ON MY FUCKING PERIOD

[Tiffany - 8:26 PM] DON'T GET ME TURNED ON AND SHIT.

[Taeyeon - 8:27 PM] Okay...I will just not try to fuck up anymore.

[Taeyeon - 8:27 PM] Here are some pictures of synchronized swimmers I keep on my phone just for fun.

[Tiffany - 8:27 PM] But synchronized swimming is beautiful.

[Taeyeon - 8:27 PM] Well, think again.

[Taeyeon - 8:28 PM]