this chapter contains the lyrics to the song When You're Evil by Voltaire and footage from the anime hellsing
reaper's pov
i had just reached the death room and walked in to see lord death talking to tsubaki and from my guess about my class he seemed to notice me. hiya reaper how are you tsubaki seemed to freeze solid at hearing my name lord death i said walking up to him and pulling my mask and hood off how are you pretty good but tsubaki has brought some troubling information to me about your class ohh really i said looking over to her what did she say? i asked looking back at lord death she said that you cut up black star pretty bad im not sure if thats his name i said but i cut up a blue haired monkey i said looking straight at him then that would be him he said tsubaki please hand me the photo and leave of course she said handing him a photo and leaving now reaper would you please tell me what this symbol means he said showing me my cipher wheel that my friend would be a cipher wheel altered to fit my life better i said looking at him and what would be a cipher wheel he asked its the symbol of a very powerful demon in my universe i said i made the demon my servant and have then changed his symbol to mine when i carved it into that kid hmm okay and what do they mean he said pointing at the symbols for people they stand for who i've met in my travels i said and what about this one he said pointing at the three stripes that stands for kid i said kid? he asked my son yes i said looking at him he seems like the only person in this universe i like now if you would i need somewhere to stay i said looking at him of course he said come back to me at the end of the day and i should have it ready he said great i said now if you excuse me i have a class to teach ta ta. i said walking off
12 p.m. reapers pov
i was walking home or to my new home and shut the door behind me and turned on the lights looking to see none other than the mythical slenderman in the middle of my home well this is interesting i said looking to where his face should be so the slenderman is in this universe as well so hes also a being that is in different universes but i've only seen him in this one and mine so neat hello? he asked waving one of his hands in front of my mask am i invisible he questioned i then looked at him no i said good now i will give you two choices come with me and become a creepypasta he said or deal! i shouted at him i then stretched my hand out it erupting in black flame you make me a creepypasta and i follow your every command until i end up changing universes. deal he said my red cipher eye glowing as he shook my hand now what is my first command master i asked bowing at the end nothing yet he said putting one of his tentacles on my shoulder but we must get out of here before the bomb lord death put here goes off that son of a bitch tried to kill me damn him i said fuming with anger we'll deal with that later he said teleporting away as soon as the explosive went off we reappeared in his office at the mansion i guess now you will need a pasta name and you can't use your name i nodded at him what to use what to use and a voice almost told me Erlik i said the god of death? he asked yeah i said and what language is it in i asked Turkish he said ahh okay now i said looking at him i need a tour around i said sure he said leading my around and how to get out get to the dinning area he showed me to my room the door was black with my cipher wheel on it in red with the words betrayed and trust no one and who am i on it i like it i said walking in and i had a nice tv a PlayStation awesome so i can use my id and my computer! how do you have my computer i asked like you said in your home this is not the first time we've met he said i met one when you were 4 you walked into the woods angry claiming that your parents didn't understand you you then throwing your hand out used your power the black mist to knock a tree over i don't remember that i only remember seeing you and you put your hand on my shoulder and i felt a pain and i felt a pain when i was cutting up that kid i said pulling my cloak down to my waste and summoned a full sized mirror and looking at my back and seeing on both of the back of my shoulders was an x with a circle around it and on most of my back was my cipher wheel and the words on my door and over all between my shoulders it said Erlik i only felt the pain from my shoulders when did this happen i looked at him it seems you are very very strong you bare your name and your own mark are you a demon he said yeah i said looking at him i was a half demon and then i turned into a full demon the i became the god of death i said oh i was also the son of satin i said almost forgetting he seemed taken back by this im not zalgo's son i said to him he seemed to calm down at hearing this how do you know who he is he? asked after i met you i spent a lot of time learning about them and tracking them down to see if they were real and a few were jeff ben and laughing jack were well interesting he said because i disappeared shortly after i let you go he said interesting i said pulling up my outfit well is there any where else i need to see i asked yes he said leading me down the halls this is the off room when you have free time or you could hag out in your room but to meet and hang out with the other pastas you would come here okay i said he then opened the door and walked in i followed him in seeing ben jeff laughing jack dark link and sally jeff then oh so politely asked who the fuck i was this my dear jeff he said and do watch your language he said is Erlik he said pointing his tentacle at me hey jeff bed dark L.J. sally i said i am Erlik i said bowing and im the lord of death how do you know our names ben asked well slender began he is and the simplest way to put it is a dimension jumper what the hell is that jeff asked he has traveled through different universes this is your first time meeting you but he has already met you slender said hey i said again looking at them interesting he said well you don't seem to be trying anything so come and have a seat he gestured to a spot in between him and ben sure i said sitting down and ben handed me a controller and jeff picked up his while bed did the same he loaded up the new super smash brows and we start playing jeff try's to mess me up by shoving me and i shoved back knocking him into the wall of the room ugggh how he asked while pulling himself out of the wall im a very interesting individual i said pulling my mask and hood off and i then summoned a hand mirror and looked at my eye and saw the symbol changed to mine what the hell is with your hair he asked don't know something called the lines of Sanzu makes me the god of death i said looking over at him second what is with your eyes oh i said i forget the left one is my symbol what marks me as a dream demon and the right went completely black when i turned into the lord of death i said looking at him okay he said know if you excuse me i need to change into a more comfortable outfit i said being surrounded be the black mist and then reappearing in some sweatpants and i was shirtless and shoe less put on a shirt jeff said yeah ben agreed i smelt a small amount of lust in their voices don't want to i said sitting back down and summoning a foot stool to put my feet up ah reality is an illusion i said relaxing back and changing it to netflix and scrolling through the animes but one had me quite curious i clicked on it and started it it was called ruby and was spelt like their name i think i know these people i said as it showed a shop and in walked rowman and then ruby was there and crescent rose i was in that universe god damn i said its an anime here well thats good to know what else is their i asked exiting the anime and continuing to scroll and surprise i found red vs blue i was here as well i said clicking on it and leaving it and half a day later we finished season 13 as i while watching it told what happened in the parts i was at except me more or less raping dounut well i said popping my back im going to go to my room and use my computer i stood up but not before jeff and ben caught sight of my back they were the only ones left in the room they both gasped oh right that i said trying to look at my back not really sure i said walking out of the room after throwing ben the tv remote and headed to my room walking in and walking up to my computer sitting down and started reading some fanfiction after a while my eyes started to burn so i figured id head to the bathroom and wash it out but when i stood up nearly fell i grabbed onto the wall i then felt a searing pain in my eyes i summoned a full size mirror and looked at my eyes seeing my eye turn back to white and a gold and black eye formed in the blackness place i felt my claws lengthen and my teeth grew much sharper probably sharp enough to rip out someones throat my hair grew longer going down my back the white lines seemed to fade away but there was still a little bit and my tail lengthened a few inches and then everything seemed to pulse then a searing pain rushed through me causing me to fall to the floor i screamed in pain help me i groaned out through clenched teeth the everything started to go black and the last thing i heard before i passed out was my pasta name Erlik.
