The Tequila Gang (completed)

Chapter Fifteen ➰

THOSE ABS ARE A DISTRACTION.

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Tia's POV

My mission was to get Hunter wasted, the kind of wasted that I normally pull off, as long as he wasn't sick on my shoes it would all piece together rather nicely.

My plan was about to take place, I'd bought a lovely bottle of tequila that seemed to be slowly becoming our thing, an everyday thing actually. I'd also bought a pepperoni pizza, not for Hunter though, that was just for me, I needed a full stomach to see this through. I had two reasons why I needed to stay reasonably sober:

1) I have work tomorrow

2) what if I get so drunk that I can't remember any valuable information that he actually shares with me?

That would make it all seem pretty pointless.

I'd decided to change my outfit, from bank robber to a pair of denim shorts that were rather short and a plain white T-shirt, that clung nicely to all the right places, least if all else failed I had plan B...

The art of seduction.

Lydia's idea not mine.

I have the seduction skills of a snail, so I really needed him just being wasted to work, fucking up wasn't an option. I also prefer it when my dignity stays intact, I could do without embarrassing myself anymore than I already have in the short amount of time Ive spent with him.

"Seriously that's the outfit you chose? I said sexy not casual." Lydia barked, leaning against my bedroom door disgusted at my choice of outfit.

I rolled my eyes as I glanced over myself in the mirror. I thought I looked alright. Lydia has always been the more fashionable out of the two of us, sure I liked to dress up now and again but I was definitely one for loving comfy clothes.

"What's wrong with it?" I asked "I'll have you know for the first time in weeks I've had to shave my legs and I've done so in order to put these bloody shorts on, because you said to get my legs out!" I told her with a pointed finger, starting to feel a little stressed out.

She threw her hands up in defence "chill the fuck out!" She laughed. I gave her the middle finger as I walked past her and entered the kitchen area to grab the bottle of tequila.

Time to go. Before she stresses me out too much and makes mechicken out of my plan.

"Don't be daft, wrap the shaft." Lydia sang in a sing song voice. I glared in her direction, I could 100% guarantee no funny business would be happening between me and Hunter anytime soon.

"I am most definitely not having sex with him!" She was crazy to even think that.

"Yeah that's not gonna last long. The sexual chemistry between you guys is sickening." She snorted.

You'd like lots of funny business to happen though.

You can always rely on your subconscious. I shut my apartment door and messed my hair up a little bit giving a bit of oomph, before enforcing my grand plan.