Hetalia Drabbles - Crossover One Shots

Cliché Highschool AU - USUK collab

This one shot was written by both me and gloryclawz when we attempted to roleplay and failed somewhat. Here it is.
Since it was originally a RP, it's a little all over the place and some bits may not make complete sense, so I'm sorry.

Alfred Jones stared at the front of the highschool. "Fuck." He whispered under his breath. As a freshman, he had no idea what he was doing or where he was going.

Arthur, meanwhile, was half falling down a flight of stairs, trying not to drop the bag he had slung over his shoulder as he grabbed a burnt scone off of the kitchen counter top and rushed out the door. 'Dammit, how could I have slept for so long!' He thought to himself.

Alfred pushed through the school's doors and looked down the massive hallway. It was already filled with students, and it would clearly be chaotic to try and attempt to reach his locker yet, so Alfred didn't bother. He kept an eye out for anyone who looked about his age and seemed friendly, as he'd only just moved to town from the big city at the end of spring.

Arthur was sprinting at this point, mentally scolding himself on how he could be so stupid, staying up until 2AM to learn how to make edible scones.
He felt as if he was just about to collapse from exhaustion when he pushed through the school doors and almost immediately ran into someone.

'Great start, you bloody git' He told himself. 'You're already on the path to looking like an idiot'

Alfred hadn't expected to be run into by a cute guy on his first day, but he was completely fine by the circumstances. "Oh. Sorry, I should probably move out of the way of the door." He chuckled a bit awkwardly. 'Shit I'm fucking things up already.'
"Um. I'm Jones. Alfred Jones, not Indiana Jones, haha. Uh, I just moved here in the spring, don't mind if I ask your name?"
'Shit shit shit I'm so bad at social interaction abort mission'

"Oh, no, sorry, I was rushing, and I didn't see you there." Arthur said quickly. "I'm Arthur. Arthur Kirkland, that is."
He awkwardly stuck out his hand for a handshake.

'Why am I always so bad at talking to people?! I might as well have the social status of a chicken nugget.'

Alfred shook his hand, trying not to show his exploding bisexual teenage hormones. "It's nice to meet you, Arthur." Alfred was cut off from saying anything else as the first bell of the day rang out loudly. "Shit. I guess we better make our way to our lockers. Mine's 173, do you know what hall that might be in?"

Arthur nodded and pointed Alfred in the direction of his locker.

"That's quite a coincidence! Mine is only a few lockers down from yours!" He replied.

"Um, right. I'll see you around?"

"Oh, cool!" Alfred replied, with a nice well toned voice crack to break the tension. He turned a light shade of pink and turned his head, his wheat blonde hair falling into his blue eyes. "I'll see you around." He said as he rushed off.

Alfred had a crush.

"Ok—" Arthur started to say, when Alfred spun around and rushed away.

"Wow, new record for scaring someone off with my social awkwardness." He muttered to himself.

"That's too bad... He seemed pretty nice."

Arthur shifted his bag and marched off in the direction of his locker.

Alfred reached his locker and sighed, slamming his head into the metal. "Stupid stupid stupid-" he let out an exasperated sigh as he spun the combination lock to put his school supplies into his locker, taking only a mere second to get over the smell of whatever the last owner had left in the locker for the entire summer.
He slowly looked past his locker door to see Arthur, down a few lockers away putting his things away. 'I didn't think I would get to the point I'd be stalking someone through a smelly locker door, but here we are.'
Alfred pulled out his timetable and peered at what it said.