Seventeen year old Arthur Kirkland laid on his bed, texting a friend, sixteen year old Alfred Jones.
Maybe a little bit more than a friend.
Talking with Alfred was somewhat uneventful, since mostly what he sent consisted of at least one meme, but Arthur would never be the one to say goodbye first. There was something about texting the younger boy that made Arthur happy, something that Arthur couldn't blame but his slight homosexual tendencies.
His older brother Alistor burst into the room, making Arthur jump.
"You texting your boyfriend again?" He smirked.
"He's not a boyfriend. I don't have a boyfriend. I'm not gay." Arthur protested, although it sounded more like he was trying to convince himself than his brother.
"Sounds like denial to me." Alistor said, sitting on the edge of Arthur's bed. "But don't worry, I'm very open minded if you want to come out to me."
"Ali. I'm not gay. I've told you a million times. I just don't have any crushes on anyone right now." Arthur sighed. His brother's presence was making him uncomfortable.
"You might never have any crushes on anyone. You haven't had a crush on anyone since second grade, Arthur. You need to get out there." Alistor rambled on and on. Arthur was pretty tired of his shitty romance advice.
"I don't want to date anyone right now. Please leave my room."
"Fine. Be a virgin for the rest of your life, I don't care." Alistor laughed as he left. Arthur sat back and thought about what he'd said.
Is being a virgin really that bad? If I'm going to have sex, It's going to be with someone I love- I don't get why people just throw it at anyone.
Alistor had a girlfriend for two years, before she left him and broke his heart. I don't get why he's so willing to love and get hurt like that again.
Arthur's phone buzzed with Alfred's ringtone.
Alfred: Hey, r u alive?
Arthur: No
Alfred: Omg
Alfred: Im talking to a ghost
Arthur: Hilarious
Alfred: But being serious
Alfred: What's wronh
Alfred: Shit I mean wrong
Arthur: Just my brother being annoying
Alfred: Oh
Alfred: Anything I can help u with?
Arthur: What do you mean?
Alfred: Like
Alfred: You know
Alfred: Setting up a bear trap
Alfred: Replacing his lube with hand sanitizer
Alfred: Covering him in bacon and then letting my dog loose in ur house
Arthur: You're an evil man, Alfred Jones
Alfred: Thnx
Alfred: But if you need to talk about anything, I'm here
Arthur: Thank you, Alfred.
Alfred: Remember I'll fight for you
Alfred: If ur ever sad
Arthur: Thank you.
Alfred: Gtg set table 4 dinner
Arthur: Oh
Arthur: Okay
Alfred: Ttyl
Arthur sat back and looked at his phone screen.
What was that.
Arthur immediately opened another chat between him and another friend, Francis Bonnefoy.
Arthur: FRANCIS HELP
Francis: What
Francis: What have you done this time
Arthur: Francis
Francis: Yes?
Arthur: Am I gay?
Francis: ...
Francis: I don't know
Francis: Maybe you should ask your boyfriend
Arthur: FRANCIS
Francis: I'm so sorry I couldn't help it
Arthur: YOURE NOT HELPING THE SITUATION
Francis: The chance was there I had to take it
Arthur: Alfred said "He'd fight for me if I was ever sad"
Arthur: What did he mean????
Arthur: And then he just left
Arthur: But I just had a conversation with my brother that I'm not gay
Arthur: But I don't know now
Arthur: Help
Francis: Mon deiu
Francis: Well, do you like the boy?
Arthur: I don't know that's why I'm texting you really panicked like
Francis: Dont Panic at the disco
Arthur: NOW IS NOT THE TIME FRANCIS
Arthur: I WILL PANIC AT THE DISCO
Arthur: I WILL PANIC BIG TIME
Francis: Do you like Alfred Jones?
Arthur: I don't know. I honestly don't know.
Francis: Well, do you like girls?
Arthur: Well
Arthur: Like
Arthur: They're cool
Francis: Arthur
Francis: Arthur putain Kirkland
Arthur: What did you just call me?
Francis: Translate it yourself I don't know the English for it
Francis: Can you imagine yourself kissing a woman?
Arthur: ...
Arthur: ...............
Arthur: No
Francis: Then you're gay.
Arthur: What if I'm Asexual?
Francis: Then you're asexual.
Arthur: Make up your mind
Francis: I'm not the one who knows what goes in that british head of yours
Francis: You know your family and friends will support you
Francis: But if you like Alfred, go for it
Francis: Don't pass up love when you find it
Arthur dropped his phone on his bed and collapsed. Francis was right, his family and friends would support him no matter what, but he wasn't sure what he even identified as. What if he was straight and just hadn't found the right girl yet?
Arthur's face down phone buzzed.
Alfred: Hey Im back
Alfred: :)
"Fucking nerd." Arthur muttered out loud, and looked back to his phone.
Arthur: Mind if I tell you something?
Alfred: Not at all :)
Arthur: I think I might be gay
Alfred: That's great :)
Arthur: ?
Alfred: I'm bisexual
Alfred: And I've got a crush on you
Alfred: I wanted to tell you
Alfred: I've been dropping hints
Alfred: But I wasn't sure if you were
Alfred: So I didn't say anything
Alfred: I like you, Arthur
Arthur: I
Arthur: I'm still not sure
Arthur: I don't know if I am or not
Arthur: I don't want to hurt you
Arthur: And Im not really even sure I want a relationship right now
Arthur: Can we just be friends for now?
Alfred: Of course.
Alfred: I understand
Alfred: I'll wait.
Alfred: I can wait for you.
Arthur: Thanks.
I made this entire 944 word one shot from these lines written in my notes
"England: Am I gay?
France: I don't know
France: Maybe you should ask your boyfriend"
I'm proud of myself
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Hetalia Drabbles - Crossover One Shots
FanfictionSince I was bored and feeling slightly insane, I decided to write this. This book is a compilation of Hetalia one shots that come to my mind at any given time. Most of them are USUK because I have a one track mind. I will take requests and prompts i...
