His Chat Up Line

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Seth Rollins - 'Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you've got a sweet ass.'

Seth always had a way of charming you when you were feeling sad or angry with him. He had pulled you onto his lap to give you a cuddle to stop your precious tears falling down your face. "Less of the cheese Rollins," you scolded.

Roman Reigns - 'Have you got a map? Because I appear to be lost in your eyes.'

You couldn't help but laugh as Roman asked you the same chat up line he asked you four years to the day since your first date. You found it adorable that he even remembered what he had said seeing as it was so long ago. "I can't believe you haven't forgotten."

Dean Ambrose - 'Babe do you know what material my shirt is made from? Boyfriend material.'

Dean was trying on a few different tops to wear for dinner at your parents. He was undecided as to which one until he came down in a grey top, some material scrunched up for you to grab. "I always knew there was a reason I let you be my boyfriend," you joked.

Sami Zayn - 'If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.'

It was ever so cringey but somehow sweet at the same time. You and Sami weren't exactly official yet but you were most definitely getting there. There was a spark between the two of you which made you feel sos special. "So would I Sami, so would I."

Finn Balor - 'Do you have a plaster? Because I've cut my knee falling for you.'

Finn tripped over his feet walking towards you quickly pulling himself up pretending that he in fact meant to fall over as it was his way of making you swoon. "Let's just pretend you didn't nearly fall flat on your face babe." Finn nodded hiding in the crook of your head.

Sheamus - 'I'm not actually this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.'

Sheamus had taken you out on your weekly date night to your favourite restaurant. You both argued over who would pay for the dinner, so to silence you he delivered an incredibly cringey line. "Alright, you win!"

Tyson Kidd - 'Have you just farted because you blew me away.'

The silence in your bedroom was broken when Tyson decided to make you lose your book page with a one liner. It was so uncharacteristic for him to say such a thing that you could not stop yourself from laughing at what he had said.

Neville - 'Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?'

Neville wasn't one for the dirty chat up lines, so instead he would speak like a gentleman, complimenting you whilst making you completely swoon over him. You jokingly brushed over your shoulder like you had fallen, "nope I'm good thanks."

Randy Orton - 'Are you a parking ticket? Cause you've got fine written all over you.'

You walked out in your new bikini you bought whilst the two of you were on holiday. Your body did look smoking you couldn't lie, but to see Randy's face when you walked out made you smile. You gave him a little twirl shaking your booty lightly around him.

Brock Lesnar - 'Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see.'

"Where did that even come from?" You were both in the process of moving in together when Brock stopped you. You were taking the whole day incredibly serious, so didn't find it very funny, you much preferred him to put his muscles to good use shifting boxes.

Dolph Ziggler - 'You don't need keys to drive me crazy.'

Dolph was so obsessed with you, he adored everything about you, so for your first anniversary he wrote on the bottom of his card how much you drove him crazy everyday and how much more he loved you then anyone else in the world.

Jey Uso - 'No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.'

You had incredibly piercing blue eyes, they almost cast a spell on people. Jey could stare into your eyes all day long, they were his favourite thing about you. "Wow. Smooth Jey." You giggled giving him a smouldering glare.

Jimmy Uso - 'What is on the menu? Me-n-u?'

After a couple of months apart it was safe to say the two of you had definitely missed each other, so when Jimmy started to kiss you, you knew exactly where it was going. He whispered all sorts of sweet things into your ear until out popped his cheesy line. "Way to ruin the moment babe."

John Cena - 'Can I have the directions to your heart please?'

You had only met a couple of days ago at work but John had fallen for you hard. The two of you immediately hit it off talking and there was an instant connection. John didn't really know what to say to you, he was in awe, so he did the only thing a man would do, attempt to chat you up.

Kane - 'The only thing my eyes haven't got is your name.'

You were in the club when over walked a man of an older age then most in the club. You had caught his eyes watching all over your body all night when he finally plucked up the courage to come over. He bent down whispering into your ear, before suggesting the two of you head off together.

Xavier Woods - 'If you were a bogey, I'd pick you first.'

Xavier was never one to be classy or sophisticated, but when he referred to you as a 'bogey' you weren't quite sure whether to laugh or cry. Luckily for Xavier you took it all in good spirits, just about producing a giggle at his way of charming you.

Hideo Itami - 'You're so beautiful you made me forget my pickup line.'

You walked downstairs in your brand new dress for an evening dinner event, you felt beautiful, and clearly Hideo thought you dig too. "So I look presentable enough?" You teased, as he pulled you into a enormous hug, careful not to ruin your dress.

AJ Styles - 'If sexy was a charge, you'd most definitely be charged guilty.'

You were trying on all the items you bought whilst shopping with your friends, when AJ noticed a lacy underwear set. He demanded you try it on for him, and when you walked out you swore you heard his jaw hit the floor. "How about you charge me right now up in that bedroom?"

Shane McMahon - 'You shouldn't wear makeup! It's messing with perfection.'

Shane walked over wrapping his arms around your waist as you sat at your dresser preparing your makeup. You twirled around looking into his eyes, you weakly smiled at him. "I'm flattered and all babe, but honestly I do." Shane wasn't going to argue but to him you were always perfection.

Kevin Owens - 'You spend so much time in my mind I might have to start charging you rent.'

You were both laying in bed, and all you could feel was Kevin staring over at you. You gave him a questionable look then he spoke his corny line. You couldn't take him seriously at all, simply offering him a sympathetic laugh.

Kalisto - 'I seem to have lost my phone with my number. Can I just gave yours?'

Minding your own business you were walking down the beach promenade when a man purposely bumped into you. You looked at him and he winked, asking you in such words out on a date. You hadn't even met or spoke to this guy before, but his eagerness was quite intriguing.

Enzo Amore - 'You wanna know what the most beautiful thing in the world is? Read the first word.'

Enzo was away on tour, and he would always leave little notes around the house to remind you of how much he loved you. You had found another one in your spare makeup draw today, unravelling it smiling at the charm of your handsome man.

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