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adrianhowlter: people are bullying me

adrianhowlter: in a freaking group chat

philly: wtf why ur so cool

adrianhowlter: ikr

adrianhowlter: btw u aren't supposed to use that language

philly: who's the dad here? :)

adrianhowlter: for jesus christ

philly: anyways

philly: do u want me to break someones leg

adrianhowlter: nuu don't get aggressiv

adrianhowlter: they're not exactly bullying they're just saying u and papa are stupid lol

philly: excuse me wtf

philly: why are we stupid

adrianhowlter: i think they're just jealous bc i have beautiful parents and their parents are like 40+

philly: lmao

philly: they see me rollin

adrianhowlter: dO not

philly: ..they hatin

adrianhowlter: oh god why aren't u 40+ it would hurt less

philly: stfu u love it

adrianhowlter: by the wAy this girl in my school keeps asking me for ur nudes bc she thinks ur 11/10

philly: whats her name

adrianhowlter: jenna (unclestiles u happy m8?)

philly: she's into married men wtf kids these days

adrianhowlter: everyone is into married men wyd??

philly: ok tru but still shE IS SO SMOL I CANT SEND HER NUDES

adrianhowlter: so if she was older u would send her nudes?

adrianhowlter: i'm telling papa that

philly: WHAT OBVIOUSLY NOT

philly: I WAS JUST SAYING

adrianhowlter: it's okay your secret is safe w me

philly: i stg adrian if u do anything to mess things up

adrianhowlter: trust mE im ur son

philly: u told papa that i ate ur cereal i can't really trust u

adrianhowlter: oK THAT WAS PERSONAL

philly: hOw WAS THAT PERSONAL

adrianhowlter: u knew that was my favourite cereal u ate it bc u wanted to wind me up

philly: that

philly: is not true

philly: i was just hungry

adrianhowlter: i see right through u don't even try to lie

philly: ok u got me but it waS ALL FUN AND GAMES YA KNO

adrianhowlter: don't mess w my cereal

philly: ur literally my son u've inherited the ultimate love for cereal

adrianhowlter: i'll take that as a compliment

philly: it is one

adrianhowlter: thank

philly: are they still bullying u

adrianhowlter: idc

philly: good

philly: u tell me if it gets out of hand ok i'll kick them in the face

adrianhowlter: nice defence

philly: i know

adrianhowlter: ily dad

philly: ily too son do u want icecream when i come back

adrianhowlter: cookies too and pls come home earlier today bc i need help in packing for camp

philly: but its only saturday we have tomorrow

adrianhowlter: idc i wanna pack today

philly: oki doki

adrianhowlter: ok bye dad see u at home

philly: kk

adrianhowlter: dAd

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i want a dad like phil
in ways more than one if ya kno what i mean ;)