Chapter 17 - Phil's dirty mind

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Im listenin to radio 1 whilst doin ths, and.....yeah.

On with da story...

Dan's POV

"Dan! Daaan! Wake up!!!" I could hear Phil moaning.

"No,"

"Daan!!"

"Lemme sleep!!" Yes i am not really a morning person.

I felt Phil's lips being pushed onto mine, as my eyes shot open. When i started to kiss him back, he pulled away.

"I want pancakes!!" Phil exclaims.

"Haha, of course you do,"

He gave me a confused look, but just shrugged it off. Phil stood up and walked over to where his watch was.

"Dat ass!" I wistled at Phil, as he turned around, grabbing his pillow.

"Just get up!" He laughed, skipping up the stairs.

I have a free day today! With Phil!! Martin texted him that he would be back at around dinner time. Perfect!!

"PHIL!!!!" I yelled, calling him from upstairs.

"WHAAT!!!" Phil shouted back shortly after.

"CAN YOU GET MY JEANS PLEASE!!"

Suddenly a black pair of jeans were thrown onto the floor from upstairs.

"THANKSS LUV!!" I said in a posh accent, wiggling into my jeans.

"YOU'RE WELCOME DARLIN'!!" Phil shouted back, also in a posh accent

"OH YEAH AND PHIL??"

"WHAT!!!"

"I luv you!!"

Silence. Then i heard some shuffling.

"Uhh.....same," Phil responded.

Guess he isn't confident enough yet.Well, i need to raise his self esteem.

When Phil walked downstairs, he looked at me, then proceeded to walk into the kitchen.

"Phil?"

"Yep?" Phil says turning around to face me

"Nice hair," I say, stroking his hair.

He quickly pats his bedhair down, flushing red. I complimented him! Why the heck is he embarassed?

Maybe Phil's just not one of those people who can't get complimented that easily.

I know! I can just lead up to a compliment!! When Phil was making the pancake batter, i kept glancing at him, making sure that he could see me.After a few minutes of this, he finally said something.

"Um....Dan, is there something on my face or something? You keep staring at me,"

"No, nothing on you're face. Except beautiful-ness,"

"Haha, beautiful-ness?"

"Oh you know what i mean!"

"Ha, no not really!"

"I mean i keep looking at your fricken beautiful eyes, face, lips, nose, hair! You see what i mean?"

"Why?"

"Oh god Phil, sometimes you're so bloody thick!!" I pressed my lips onto his, with my hands holding his head into place.

When we pulled away, he started giggling, uncontrollably.

I eventually joined in too, but i'm not sure why.

"Why are you laughing?" I asked when i finally stopped laughing.

He turned to face me completely.

"You said i'm thick. That's what she said!!" He continued to laugh.

"Oh God Phil!! You dirty boy!!" I said, wagging my finger at him.

"What! I'm only dirty minded thanks to you! How else would i know what placenta knew in so much detail!!"

"Actually, you should be honoured that you know what it means!!"

"Not Really Dan!!"

"Jesus, Phil! I was trying to create a romantic moment but there you go again, ruining it!!"

"Haha, sorry!!!"

A sweet short chapter. But seriously, isn't every single chapter of mine full of cheesy situations? :P

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Well, seeya next time!! ;)

BYYYEEEeee...

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