Oneshot Book Of Amazingness

Pick Up Lines (Killugon)

Nobody's pov

"Hey Killua, are you a library book? Cause I'd totally check you out." Gon said. Killua looked up from the book he was reading, to give Gon a confused look.

"Hey, do you have a map? Cause I'm getting lost in your eyes." He said.

Killua rolled his eyes and went back to his book. He had decided to ignore his ridicules boyfriend for now. But... that was easier said, then done.

"Was your dad an art thief? Cause you're a masterpiece." Killua continued to ignore him.

"Are you from McDonald's? Cause I'm loving it." Gon just kept going.

"Do you live in a corn field? Cause I'm stalking you." Killua's grip on his book tightened.

"Is your dad a baker? Cause you've got some nice buns." Killua's cheeks were quick to flush red.

"Are you the cause of global warming? Cause you're hot." Killua's cheeks, could definitely be the cause of global warming.

"Their must be something wrong with my phone, it doesn't have your number in it." He said. Killua's eyebrow twitched in annoyance.

"On a scale of 1 to 10, you'd be a 9. I'm the only 1 for you." He said, grinning.

"Gon. Shut up." Killua said calmly. Of course, Gon completely ignored him.

"I lost my number, can I have yours?" Killua took a deep breath, to try and calm himself.

"People say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth, they've obviously never been in your arms." Gon said, feeling quite proud for coming up with that.

"If I could change the alphabet, I'd put U beside I." That was the final straw. Killua slammed his book down and glared at his boyfriend.

Five minutes later, Killua had his lips pressed angrily against Gon's. Gon smiled to himself.

Mission accomplished.

A.N
Hey guys. So, sorry this is super short, but it's like, 9 o'clock right now, and I just got back from badminton lessons, so I'm tired. I'd like to thank my friend GiraffesAreCool19 for tormenting me at school with most of these stupid pick up lines. Thank her for this one shot.