Gods, Demigods, and Facebook(Percy Jackson)

Haiku Heaven

Apollo has updated his status:

Apollo: A haiku for you-

Snow is on the ground

Christmas is coming to town

I am fantastic

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MaidenArtemis: What

Athena The Wise: In

Demeter4Cereal: Hades

@n@n!@s: That was horrible. You should really stop. It annoys people

Everyone who has a Facebook and has heard one of Apollo's haikus liked this

Apollo: Am I that bad

Everybody in space and time: Very

Apollo: :(

Apollo: Now I'm never going to stop

Demeter4Cereal: This is cereal

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THE DATE

Leo waited outside Tito's Mexican Hut. He was waiting for some fangirl who found him on Facebook. He promised her a date if she some how got Annabeth, Piper, Katie, and Hazel back to normal, and she did. He waved at every girl who walked past him. They looked at him as though he were a stalker. Finally a girl walked up to him.

" Are you i_love_valdezzzz?" He asked.

" Yep." She replied." Just call me Julia."

" Alright Julia let's eat."

They walked inside and sat down. They ordered their food and got to know each other; or at least Leo got to know Julia. It was a nice date and Leo thought Julia was very nice. Though their waiter looked very familiar.

" Your bill sir." The waiter said. He handed Leo the bill.

" Thank you."

" And a haiku to go with it."

Leo looked up. He knew exactly who this guy was.

" Love is in the air

Leo has a new girlfriend

I am fantastic."

" Apollo?"

" Shhh. I'm in disguise. My name is Fred." He pointed at his name tag." Oh and Leo I take tips." With those words he walked away.

Leo payed the bill and left a $20 and 15 drachma tip. He didn't know how gods liked their tips done or what would happen if he didn't leave a tip.

" Nice meeting you Julia." Leo said

" You too Leo." She handed Leo a piece of paper.

It said 363-6363. Leo handed her a piece of paper too. It said 363-4734. They both smiled and knew that they would be talking to each other soon.

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Apollo has created a new group page called " Haiku Heaven" and has posted a new message:

Apollo: Join my page to get a personal haiku about you designed by ME!

33 people have joined this group

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War4Ares: This should be interesting

WineDude: How interesting. I'm getting one just to see if they are any good or if he's gotten worse