Gods, Demigods, and Facebook(Percy Jackson)

Would you rather

Piper has updated her status:

Piper: Would you rather eat a stapler or eat a bottle of glue~Jason

Comments

Jason: Stapler

Piper: You decided that fast

Jason: It was an easy choice

Piper: What do you mean it was easy

Thalia: He ate a stapler when he was two

Piper: Oh

Jason: So do I do this to somebody else but with a different question

Piper: Yes

Jason: Oh I know exactly what to do

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Jason has updated his status:

Jason: If Annabeth died or broke up with you would you rather date Piper or Hazel~Percy

Comments

Annabeth: What the heck Jason

Percy: 1st I will kill you for that question

Jason: Sorry it's a question

Percy: 2nd I would die with Annabeth if she died

Annabeth: You are the best Percy!

Percy: 3rd Annabeth would never break up with me. Right Annabeth

Annabeth: Right Percy I'm all and only yours

Percy: Ask somebody else

Jason: Fine

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Jason has updated his status:

Jason: Would you rather date a monkey or a wrench~Leo

Comments

Leo: Is that some sort of cruel joke

Mr. Mechanics101: He's right

Leo: Just because I'm a son of Hephaestus doesn't mean you have to do the pun jokes

Jason: What are you even talking about

Leo: Would you rather be a monkey or wrench

Mr. Mechanics101: As in monkey wrench

Jason: There's such thing as a monkey wrench!

Leo: Yes!

Mr. Mechanics101: YES!!!!!!!!

Jason: Oh

Leo: Ask somebody else

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Jason has updated his status:

Jason: Would you rather stay an elephant or mouse your entire life~Frank

Comments

Frank: Not funny Jason

Jason: What did I do wrong this time

Frank: Elephant and mice

Jason: What about them

Frank: You are so clueless

Jason: What do you mean