Apollo has updated his status:
Apollo: Hermes, are we the only ones to have a Facebook~Hermes, Hades
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Hermes: I think so Apollo
Mr. ThunderMan: I have a Facebook
Queen of Olympus: So do I because Zeus made me
Poseidon the Awesome: Percy helped me get one a few weeks ago
Demeter4cereal: Eat more Cereal!!!!
War4Ares: Bring on the fight!
Athena the Wise: I think everybody has a Facebook
MaidenArtemis: I agree with Athena; does everybody have to say they have a Facebook
Mr.Mechanics101: Hi
AphroditeBeauty: Hello everybody! Beautiful me is here!
Hades: Oh my Olympians
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Private Chat between Apollo, Hermes, and Hades
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Hermes: Why do they have cool names!!!!!! :*(
Hades: I thought we were dismantling their computers!
Apollo: I tried did u two -_-
Hermes: Yes but then I got I busy. Remember I'm the messenger of the gods!
Hades: I'm stuck in the Underworld and could only dismantle Persephone's computer
Apollo: How did you try Hermes
Hermes: I tried to get help from Hephaestus and he agreed that he would help if got one so it was the three of us and him.
Hades: But that wouldn't be cool!
Hermes: He said he wanted to make a page about tools. Hence the name Mr.Mechanics101
Apollo: Continue
Hermes: So I thought it wouldn't be that bad and it wouldn't interfere with our awesomeness so I agreed. Then I got a phone call and left
Hades: That's it
Hermes: Almost. I came back and he said we had some issues
Apollo: What kind of issues?
Hermes: I'm getting to that. I asked asked him what kind of issues. He said " There is one person whose computer I can't dismantle for many reasons."
Hades: Who
Hermes:-_- Aphrodite. Ok that's fine I said. Since we both knew a mad Aphrodite is a bad Aphrodite. So he tried the others who all had a thing blocking him from coming in with a code but the codes were easy. So he said he got it to work.
Apollo: Then why didn't it work
Hermes: I got another call and left. While leaving I heard a a few pops and other noises and Hephaestus screaming.
Hades: They must of all back fired. The blocks had a back curse
Hermes: That makes sense now. So Apollo what did you do
Apollo has left this chat
Hermes: That's what I thought
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AphroditeBeauty has created a group page called "The Shippers of Love"
Hermes, Apollo, Mr.Mechanics101, and 1,485 others have joined this group
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Athena The Wise: What the heck is "The Shippers"
AphroditeBeauty: Oh we ship couples like Jiper
Hermes: Or Tratie
Apollo: Or Frazel
Mr.Mechanics101: Or our favorite; Percabeth
Athena The Wise: Even Perachel ~_~ 😏
AphroditeBeauty: No!!!!!!!!
Mr.Mechanics101: You don't know what you just started Athena
Hermes: She didn't say
Apollo: She did
AphroditeBeauty: I thought you were wise Athena!!!! Perachel is for dummies! Percabeth is for smart people! And YOU Athena must NOT be SMART!
Rachel: I'm the oracle I can't date!
Mr. ThunderMan: You didn't
AphroditeBeauty: I did
Hermes, Apollo, Mr.Mechanics101, and Mr. ThunderMan have logged off not wanting to see this fight
Athena The Wise: Let's be rational and settle this like grown women. To a competition decided by the gods! Not us though
AphroditeBeauty: Your on Athena
Everybody on Facebook would like to see this fight
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Comment an idea for the competition. Whose ever I use gets the dedication.
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