Gravity Falls:Returning

Not even gonna question it

*cough*

-I never knew you could get a cold.

-I have a body don't I? S of course I can get a cold.

-So that's how it works, but that brings up another question, how can you get a cold in the middle of summer.

-Heh, you sounded just like a very good friend of mine back at home, everytime we talked during the summer and I was having a cold he'd say something like "how the heck can someone get a cold in the summer?" again and again until the cold was gone, or the conversation over

-Sure sounds like he's something else.

-You have no idea, if he'd be here, he'd start yelling, one thing is for sure, you can't get bored or sad when he's around, kind of like you, that's why he was such a good friend of mine and I like you so much.

-You got a cold in the summer? AGAIN, HOW CAN YOU MANAGE THAT, I don't get it.

-What the.. how in the...Alex?

-Are so surprised to see me? I told you that you won't get away from me even if you die, I'm a shaman after all.

-Heh, shaman, yeah, of course you'd say something like that, you know what? I'm not even gonna question it.

-Shaman?

-Is a thing of his, since his favourite cartoon is about shamans he likes to say that he is a shaman, well, he thinks that it is a cartoon but it's actually an anime.

-It is?

-Yes, I told you before, don't you remember?

-No.

-Of course you don't.

-I see you've been quite busy, snooping around dimesions.

-Yeah, it's been fun, but is only the begining, I have 159995 years to have all the fun I want, and it's going to be even better since you are here too.

-You bet.

-Ok, ok, ok, stop right there, I'm still confused, how did he get here?

-Probably the same way I did, and He thought that it'd be more fun if he'd join me, That's what I think.

-And you're 100% right.

-Told ya, I'd like to show you around but I don't think I'm able to do it.

-And your fever is geting worse, you're not going anywhere like this.

-Fever? Is it that bad, huh?

-Yep.

-Well then, since I'm here, mind as well take care of you.

-No, no, no, I died once, not gonna happen again.

-C'mon, I not that bad.

-Yes you are, I'd rather take care of myself, in fact, I'm conna do just that, using these powers dosen't require any effort at all, some soup and a cold compress will do the trick just fine, so please, don't destroy the world while I'm sick, ok?

-Don't worry about it.

-We're domed.

-No we're not.

-Everytime when you tell me not to worry, that's when I should worry, a lot.

-Ok that's straight up vile.

-Sometimes the truth is vile, deal with it.

-Why sould I just deal with it?

-Why not?

-Tsk, can't argue with that.

-Finaly I shut you up.

-You know that's impossible.

-Ugh, yeah, I know.

-So tell me, in five years, have you managed to make a girlfriend?

-N--

-Yes, you're looking at her.

-Ohohohohohohohoho, nice work.

-Who do you rhink you are with that laugh or whatever it was, Santa Claus?

-I'm just proud of you, *sniff* they grow so fast.

-Great, nw he thinks he's my dad, please stop.

-What, do you think I'm going to embarass you in front of your gorlfriend?

-No, you're embarassing yourself *cough*, ouch, I felt that to my lungs, you made me raise my voice too much, idiot.

-You did that not me.

-You know what, I give up, I'm not nearly in the mood for this.

-I win, hehehe.

-Yeah, you win, now just leave me be, I want to sleep.

-Ok, ok, guess that was my fun, I'm gonna go look around, see ya.

-Mable, please tell Dipper to keep an eye on him, and yes, he is allowed to use any means necesary, here, give this to him, while I allow it, he can use the same powers I can.

-A ring?

-What, disappointed is not for you?

-No, I mean yes, I mean...It was too early anyway, we're only 16...and marrige is a big step...

-Hmhmhm, don't worry, I was only teasing you.

-Mean.

-Sorry, couldn't hold it, you know me, can't resist these opportunities.

-No you can't, that's one of the reasons I like you.

-Hehe, I like you too, although I don't know if "like" is the right word anymore, I think I'll jump straight to "I love you".

-You really are trying to catch up to Dipper, don't you?

-So what if I am?

-Not fair that only you get to use me, don't you think?

-True, so, what do you have in mind?

-I always wanted to see my opposite.

-Sure, but so you know, I can't go with you.

-No problem, I'll take Dipper and this ring.

-Yeah, that should be fine, now go, have fun, I'll just sleep 'till you get back and tell me a story.

-Deal, I'll go look for Dipper, you don't go anywhere.

-Like I can.

-Good boy.

-Woof.

-*distant*DIPPER*distant*

-What are you dragging me for, go easy on the shirt, is new.

-Just come on.

-Ok, ok, just go easy, you're tearing my arm off.

-We're here, is it ready?

-I need to teach him how to use the powers first, then I open the portal.

-Ok.

-Dipper, listen up, that ring Mable gave you, it grats you my powers, and it will work on anyone as long as they wear it and I allow the ring to work, now, how do those powers work, it's quite simple actaully, you just think about what you want to happen, but it has to be specific, like to the last detail, and when you want to come back here, wish for a portal to open that leads right here, that is all, I will bring you to someone I've talked to before, just tell them my name and why are you there, and they will help you, and don't forget to mention the ring, they'll be more secure about the whole situation, ready??

-Yes.

-Ready.

-Here goes nothing.

-Cool.

-Shiny, ok let's go.

-Just be...careful.

And there she goes, I hope she'll be fine, those two are even more dangerous then Bill.