OK! SO HERE ARE SOME STUFF I GOT OF THE INTERNET HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE IT!!! ENJOY :) I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING!
The jerk store called and they’re running out of you
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that.
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
If you're gonna be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an ass.
I don't argue with idiots, they will justlower me to their level then beat me with experience.
Wow, you're even dumber than you look.
Think before you talk. Do you even listen to the things that come out of your mouth?
How long did it take you to come up with that one? I bet you were up all night trying to come up that one.
Were you held back a grade? Two?
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: I'm late?
Teacher: You missed an entire period.
Student: Are you telling me I'm pregnant?
Teacher: Why are you here so early?
Student: Because my mom told me to go to Hell...
Them: Bitch.
You: call me a b*tch again i dare you.
Them: Bitch
You: That's right b*tches do what their told.
* nerds phone rings in class *
Cool Guy - awww, was that your mommy?
* whole class laughs *
Nerd Guy - nope, it was yours.
* whole class is silent *
Whore: You're so ugly!
Me: Really?
Whore: Yes!
Me: Good, I was trying to look like you today.
teacher: were is your homework ?
me: its at home.
teacher: and whats it doing there ?
me: well obviously having more fun than me...
Twinkle twinkle little star, i wanna hit you with a car
Throw you off a tree so high, hope you break your neck and die
Parents: "You need to stop watching TV, and read more!"
Me: *turns on subtitles*
Roses are red. Violets are blue. God made us beautiful. What the f*ck happened to you?
Boy: hey I just saw your mom on t.v last night.
girl: really?!?!?! what channel?
Boy: Animal planet
Keep rolling your eyes. Who knows, maybe you'll find a brain back there.
I was going to give you a nasty look but I see you already have one.
"dude that song is so old."
"i'm sorry, i didn't know music had an expiration date. what about your mom, she's old, but you still listen to her."
Ex: you're a stupid slag.
Me: I've been called worse.
Ex: what's that?
Me: your boyfriend.
Son: "Dad! Dad! There is a monster under my bed!"
Dad: "Enjoy it while you can son, when you get married the monster sleeps in your bed."
Teacher: I am beautiful. What tense is this?
Me: Past tense obviously.
kid: *middle finger*
me: i have one of those too except i use it on ur mom!
Guy: where have you been all my life
Girl: hiding from you
Wipe your face, you got some bullshit on it
Kid: your ugly
Me: *sneez* sorry i am alergic to bullshit
me: playing on laptop
random jerk: hey nerd, you doing stupid research
me: no, I'm selling your mom on ebay
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Faces like yours belong in the zoo.
Don't be mad, I'll be there, too.
Not in the cage, but laughing at you!
Friend: Are you asleep?
Me: Yes, I'm sound asleep and having a nightmare about some idiot who's asking me if I'm asleep.
My friend: "you have terrible aim"
Me: "Yea, well if you dad had better aim we wouldn't have to deal with you, now would we"
Girl who is adopted is bullied at school so she tells this--" my momma choose me. your parents are stuck with you."
Bitch, I'm not insulting you I'm describing you!
Hey man I'm dating your ex now
Cool, I'm eating a sandwich...... You want those leftovers too?
Mom: Go clean your room!
You: But its my room!
Mom: I don't care!
You: So if you don't care I don't have to clean it!
Maybe if you ate some of that makeup you'd be pretty on the inside too!
