Hey here are some funny conversations!!!! but i'm warning you!! YOU SHOULD READ ONLY..."IF U DONT MIND" THERE'S SOME U KNOW .....SWEARING AND SOME DIRTY STUFF NOT THAT DIRTY BUT COME ON SOME OF U PPL THINK ITS REALLY REALLY REALLY BAD SO....!! IF NOT PLS WAIT TILL I UPLOAD THE NEXT PART!! THX
-Dude that party was wicked
-You were drunk outta your mind
-I was not drunk
-Dude you were cutting pine-apples yelling "SpongeBob I know your in there"
Cashier: Are you going to buy these?
Me: No, I'm going to steal them, I just wanted to show you first
A boy walked into the classroom. The teacher looked at him. "Where were you?" The teacher asked.
"On top of Blueberry Hill." The boy answered.
Another boy came in a few minutes later. "Where were you?" The teacher asked.
"On top of Blueberry Hill." The boy answered.
A few minutes later, a girl came ...Read Morein. "Lemme guess, you were on top of Blueberry Hill too." The teacher said.
"No, I am Blueberry Hill." The girl answered.
Girl:What's the price of this shirt .
Boy: 5 kisses .
Girl :What's the price of that dress .
Boy:10 kisses .
Girl: pack both of them dad will pay .
Boy : oh f*ck
Boy: Hey Beautiful, Can I have your number?
Girl: No, I have a boyfriend.
Boy: But I'm gay, can I have the number now?
Girl: Oh, okay! Here's the number.
Boy: Thanks, I'm not really gay. Ha!
Girl: That's my boyfriends number.
Husband (watching a video):
Don't do it! I swear you gonna regret it for the rest of your life. You stupid idiot! Don't say yes. No! No! NOOO!! Aw dang, he actually did it! What a dumb ass!
Wife: Honey, why you so mad? What'aya watching?
Husband: Our wedding ceremony.
boy whispers to his mom during a wedding*
boy: "Mommy?"
mom: "What?"
boy: "Why is the girl dressed in white?"
mom: "Because this is the happiest day of her life."
boy: "... so why is the boy dressed in black?"
Cop: "Did you kill this man?"
Me: "No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes. Case closed."
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *walks away*
Bully: Shut up
Me: No, i dont shutup, i grow up and when i look at you i THROW UP!
Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
911: So what's your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning.
Teacher: Your behavior is unacceptable.
You: Your face is unacceptable.
Guy 1: The world is doomed!
Guy 2: No, it was doomed on your birthday.
Student:can I go to the washroom
Teacher:write a note in your agenda
Student writes:explosive diarrhea
Subject: You're ugly.
You: How can I be ugly, I don't look like you.
Me: Great story! Wanna hear mine?
Person: Sure!
Me: Once upon a time, no one gave a f*ck.
Me: Great story! Wanna hear mine?
Person: Sure!
Me: Once upon a time, no one gave a f*ck.
Let's play a game of f*ck off. You go first.
Guy:hey fat ass
Me: hey nice mask
Guy: what mask?
Me: oh sh't that's your face
mum:go clean you room guest are coming
child:i thought they were haveing dinner downstairs NOT in my room (this could be usefull u know..)
Girl: Mom i got detention today.
Mom: WHAT WHY!
Girl: Well the teacher pointed a ruler at me and said at the end of this ruler is an idiot......
Mom: And.......
Girl: I asked the teacher what end she was refering to the ruler
Mom: Ahh thats my girl.
boy: "You're cute when you're mad."
girl: "Yeah, well I'm about to get really freakin' adorable"
people: "i love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me me: "i love it when the microwave tells me my food is ready"
AND SOME OTHER THINGS.......
Facebook weather forecast:
We are expecting 2 to 3 feet of drama this evening with bulls*it blowing in from all directions!
Don't judge a book by it's cover...
My math book has a picture of someone enjoying themself.
A snail that meows, a squirrel in an astronaut suit, and a crab with a whale for a daughter: The Directors of Spongebob were obviously high.
