NOTHING PERSONAL KAY!!!
Yo Momma so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application.
You so ugly, when Yo Momma drops you off at school, she gets a ticket for littering.
Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom, she scared the shit out of the toilet
Yo Momma so ugly, she made a happy meal frown. …….. L
Yo mama so damn fat... i pictured her in my head and the b*tch broke my neck
Yo mamma so old, we told her to act her age and she died.
Yo momma so fat, she broke the branch in her family tree!
Yo Momma so fat, when she falls off the bed, she's falling off both sides at the same time.
Yo mommas so ugly at the strip club she got paid to keep her clothes on
Yo mama so dumb when the cop pulled her over and gave her a ticket she said "What movie are we going to see?"
Yo Mommas breath is so bad i called her up for phone sex and got an ear infection.
yo moma's so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
Yo Mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo mommy's so fat that they had to use google earth to take her photo
Yo mama is so stupid!!!! she yelled into a envelope bcuz she was trying to send a VOICEMAIL...
Yo Momma like a pool table, she takes in balls of every color.
Yo mammas so fat when she went skydiving she caused a solar eclipse
