i do not own....
pick up lines
Me: I can't wait to wake up tomorrow.
Girl: Why??
Me:Because I swear you get more beautiful every day.
*Gets laid*
Interesting fact, kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute Wanna workout?
guy: would you be my pencil?
girl: um i guess, but why?
guy: oh because you are the one who can erase my past and write my future
Guy: "Did you know that 15 minutes of sex burns off the calories gained by eating one chocolate?"
*hands girl box of chocolates*
Girl: "Awww, interesting, but why give me the entire box?
Guy: "Eat the whole thing - I have plans for you tonight"
AWWWWW YEAH
Guy: Do you want to go out sometime?
Girl: I have a boyfriend Guy: I have math test tomorrow
Girl: What does that have to do with anything
Guy: I'm sorry, I thought we were listing things we could cheat on...
How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!
Roses are red, foxes are clever. I like your butt, let me touch it forever.
Boy: say me
Girl: me
Boy: you forgot the d
Girl: there's no d in me
Boy: not yet :)
hey beautiful do u believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again?
You can be McDonald’s and i will be Burger king ill have it my way and you will be lovin it!
I'm not photographer, but I can picture me, and you together.
I love you in the way that makes my pants fit funny.
If you were a transformer, you would be a hottobot and your name would be optimus fine!
Stop being rude and start being nude.
