One Shots ; D.H

Texts

To:

Dan Howell

(9:54 a.m.)

How're you feeling this morning?

You drank quite a lot last night

Who is this?

(y/n)?

Sorry, I don't know who this is

You're such a dick

I know

But seriously, I'm actually worried

about your health

Head hurts a little. Going 2

play some Mario Kart to sooth the pain

But hey, you aren't so innocent yourself

missy, how are you feeling?

Like hell, but it was worth it

Drink some water,

it should help

Like I didn't already know that,

thanks though

Stop bullying me, but

I gotta go beat Phil in MK.

Txt you lates

  Alright, later loser

From:

Dan Howell

(3:34 p.m.)

So Phil proceeded to throw his

controller on the ground and

break it out of anger

Wow. I'm guessing you won?

Of course, we all know that I'm

a Mario Kart wiz ;)

I think you're forgetting about the

time Phil actually beat you at it in

Dan Vs. Phil

Let's not talk about that

Oh but lets

I fucked up okay. I shouldn't

have let Phil do an all or nothing

Yeah, you really shouldn't

have

I'm going to go film a video,

Ttyl

See ya

To:

Dan Howell