Pet Peeves

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      So this is a list of the little things I hate. They're just things that irritate me, nothing worthy of an entire part to discuss. As the title said, they're basically pet peeves and it'll be an ongoing list as I think of more things. You can feel free to list your own pet peeves in the comments! Here we go, I hate...

   1. Dropping something, then dropping it again while I'm trying to pick it up.

   2. When people borrow a pen/pencil from me and don't give it back

   3. Banging my toe on furniture

   4. When I have a thought that sounds totally reasonable in my head, but then when I try to say it, it comes out all wrong and I sound like a moron.

   5. Telling a story and then realizing no one's paying attention

   6. When something funny happens as soon as I stop paying attention

   7. Being the only one who doesn't understand a joke (or sexual innuendo)

   8. Randomly stuttering while I'm trying to say something

   9. Making awkward eye-contact with someone I don't know in the hallway

  10. Running into walls

  11. When people say I'm "grumpy" after annoying the hell out of me

  12. Pointless questions like "how is so and so" (small talk)

   13. When someone tells me an entire story without having a point

   14. Getting hit in the face with backpacks in the hallway (short people will understand)

   15. When someone always thinks they're right no matter what

   16. The couch after it eats the T.V remote

   17. Losing something in my house and then it disappears

   18. When I dip my cookie in milk and then half the cookie falls in the glass

   19. Eating a sandwich and then all the contents keep falling out

   20. When my friends completely forget about something I remember vividly and they think I'm crazy

   21. Struggling to open a bag of something and then it suddenly opens and all of it flies everywhere.

   22. Flies

   23. Eating a chocolate truffle and realizing it's a disgusting flavor

   24. Having to watch people make-out in public

   25. When people burst into my room and don't close the door.

   26. When I'm angry (legitimately angry and I want to kill someone) and people think it's funny.

   27. Binders (the holes in the papers rip and everything falls out)

   28. Forgetting something at home and remembering it when I'm halfway to my destination.

   29. Almost sneezing, but then it goes away

   30. When I turn on the T.V and my favorite show is half over

   31. Watery soda

   32. Getting interrupted and then forgetting what I was going to say.

   33. Writer's Block that lasts for weeks

   34. Headaches

   35. Getting put into a bad group at school and then I end up doing all the work

   36. Waking up for school

   37. Canker sores

   38. Being bored

 39. Thinking I did good on a test/quiz and then learning that I failed

40. Not being able to write

41. When people have nothing else to talk about other than sex

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