q&a: answers pt. 1

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seungcheol:
q: Okay but will you marry jeonghan pls
a: ...we're high school students.
(so is that a yes or a no...?)
NO

jeonghan:
q: Control your gay pls
a: Impossible. Next question, please.
(...that's it.)
That's...that's it? No one else had any questions for me?
(no.)
Why not?! I'm one of the main characters of this story! Shouldn't I have the most questions?!
(...i mean, you should, but...i got the most)
What?! But you're not even a character!
(looks like people are just more interested in me than they are in you.)
Excuse me?! You know what, I'm great, fu–
(we're moving on now!!!)

ji-na:
q: How do you attract lesbians~?
a: ...by being a girl? is this a trick question?

seungpo:
q: CHILD SPACE OR THE SEA
a: Both! i can choose both, can't i? Both, both!

q: Are you gay or what boi
a: gay? What's that?
(it's when you like a boy.)
oh, like seungcheol-Hyung With jeonghan-Hyung?
(exactly.)
Boys are pretty! Girls are pretty too! i like everyone!

q: What's your favorite dessert?
a: the Cookies that jeonghan-hyung Makes! My favorite was the one that looked like a treasure chest and treasure map After he iced it!
(did you watch him ice it?)
Yes! it was so Cool!
(want to see a video of someone using icing to make this cookie look like snow white?)
can i? Please show me!

q: Do you like bubbles?
a: yes! Bubble baths are the coolest and i love blowing bubbles when i get to go to the Park! They're so cool!

q: Strawberries or Mangos?
a: Ooo both again! the seeds on Strawberries make it feel weird but it tastes good and Mangos are too smooth sometimes, but they're good too!

seungcheol's mom:
q: wHat hAPPeNeD tO YoUR HuSBaNd?¿?
a: He left one day because he fell in love with someone else. Honestly, I don't know if we ever loved each other. I don't know where he is now, but it's okay. I am a bit upset that he never came back to see his children, but it's fine. I just hope he's happy now.

q: Also how do we act so similar
a: Hmm, sorry, I don't know! You'll have to ask someone else that question. That's cool that we're similar though :D

jeonghan's mom:
q: What were Jeonghan's first words??
a: He had heard his older cousin saying something about him and repeated it. "He's handsome!"

jeonghan's dad:
q: How does it feel to know that you were apart of gracing the world with the angel known by the name of Jeonghan?
a: He's actually the devil and he's managed to trick you all. Whenever he doesn't do something because he's too lazy and wants to nap instead, he'll tell his mother that I was supposed to do it. Guess who gets in trouble because of him?
(jeonghan: Love you, Dad.)
Don't pretend to be innocent. Everyone knows what you're really like. Next question?
(that's it.)
Oh, okay. Thanks to whomever asked me that question!
(and that's how you should react, jeonghan.)
(jeonghan: I swear to God–)

jisoo:
q: Seokmin or Jesus?
a: Jesus bc at least he doesn't annoy me every day
(seokmin: don't be rude, jisoo-hyung! i know you actually love me ;) you can stop lying to yourself now.)
No screw you this is exactly what I meant. Anyways, what's next?

q: Are you the rap king?
a: No that position obviously belongs to Dongwoo and Hoya from Infinite
(seungkwan: the author paid him to say that but Jisoo was actually gonna say that I'm the rap king–)
(no stfu i didn't pay him jisoo's just telling the truth anyways moving on)

q: dO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH LOVE IT TAKES TO STILL WANT YOU TO BE PROTECTED AND LOVED AND TAKEN CARE OF AND SHELTERED FROM THE HORRORS OF THE WORLD EVEN THOUGH YOU MAKE ME CRINGE 24/7
a: I–thanks uh I love you too? Idk what you mean by cringe though I'm the least cringey-est out of all of these guys

hansol:
q: Will you be my peanut hating buddy?
a: The author doesn't get this reference and therefore can't make a witty response, so I'll just say...yes...? I guess...?

q: Do you like animals?? If so, what's your favorite animal?????
a: Who doesn't like animals? Uh, my favorite animal...a turtle? Turtles are cute.
(seungkwan: once i saw two turtles on top of each other in an exhibit at the aquarium. it looked like they were having sex tbh)
Thanks for that, Seungkwan-ah.
(seungkwan: no problem!)

q: What's your favorite drink??
a: Hot chocolate obviously! It's the best!
(ayyy same here buddy bless up you got good taste–)
Cola is probably second though.
(you disgust me.)

q: Do you prefer speaking English or Korean?
a: Korean. I've lived in Korea for most of my life, and since I usually only spoke English at home or when visiting relatives, I spoke Korean more often, so I'm more comfortable with it. I'm comfortable speaking in both though!

seokmin:
q: Do you like freshwater or saltwater sea creatures more?
a: trick question! seas are bodies of water with salt water in them, so sea creatures, creatures that live in the sea, can only be saltwater sea creatures!
(you know what they fuckin meant you boor don't be like that.)
yeah, yeah, i'm just playing. um, saltwater sea creatures? what freshwater sea creatures are there? frogs? tadpoles? there's such a wider variety of aquatic animals in the sea, so...yeah. that's my answer.

q: If you had to be either a merman or a fairy which one would you be?
a: a fairy bc wonwoo is a fairy too. we could be best fairy friends!!! bffs!
(wonwoo: fuck off that was so lame you're so lame i hate you sm)
<3 u wonwon !! ur so handsome oppa !! saranghaeyooooo !!
(wonwoo: what the hell is he even saying anymore can someone gag him or something)
rude!!! anyways, are there any more questions?
(nah, you're good. you can go back to annoying jisoo now.)
nice! thanks! cya later!

okay, that's it for this week! i'll post the rest next week bc it's SO long. see you guys then! have an amazing day! linked video is woozi, s.coups's, and vernon's hashtag for q&a. tysm for the support! ily guys! bye! have a good rest of your day! btw if anyone posts questions to characters with fewer questions (i.e. seungcheol and jeonghan), they'll be answered. bye for now!

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