high and low | s.c. + j.y. (jeongcheol)

q&a: answers pt. 2

seungkwan:
q: How are you so perfect?
a: it comes to me naturally tbh

q: Also why are you so allergic to tomatoes bby they're my favorite thing aside from you but you can't even eat them. It's sad Boo.
a: tbh i think it sucks too like i really wanna try them in pasta man i–
(oh my god ok ikr tomatoes are actually really good but everyone is so mean about them like recently i've had at least THREE friends tell me that they suck and that they taste like shit and stuff and it makes me so UPSET bc tomatoes taste so good and i'm gonna fight and i just–)
okay first of all this was my question not yours so why are you interrupting me? second of all no one invited you into this conversation so kindly see yourself okay bye!!! :)
(fuck you just see if i let you and hansol get together in your book now)
wait no i'm sorry don't do this to me–
(next question!)
nikita please–

q: How is your personality so high quality
a: bc everything about me is high quality ;) you're so sweet to me aw calling me perfect and high quality tysm <3

q: Is your English low quality?
a: no goddammit shut up i'm actually pretty good at speaking english my grades on all of the english tests are always high so fight me okay

soonyoung:
q: CAN I CALL YOU SOON
a: sure thing ;) my phone number is–
(you aren't allowed to give out your personal information also i'm afraid that jihoon is gonna get mad so let's not do this now bc i don't wanna die it's too early i'm too young thx 4 understand)

q: HOW ARE YOU SO PRECIOUS
a: u right ;) idk myself honestly but i think i was probably born this way–
(I'M BEAUTIFUL IN MY WAY CAUSE GOD MAKES NO MISTAKES)
i'm on the riGHT TRACK BABY I WAS BORN THIS WAY

q: If you could have one superpower what would it be?
a: shapeshifting would be pretty cool imo plus it could be really funny as well like imagine if i shapeshifted into seungcheol-hyung and embarrassed jeonghan a lot and got him really flustered and bam! i turn back into me! it'd be great!

minghao:
q: is you from China cause I'm china fuck
a: and just how old are you exactly? smh kids these days
(jun: you're technically a kid too–)
shut up

q: COULD YOU QUIT RUINING MY LIFE? I SPEND ALL MY TIME THINKING ABOUT YOU AND ITS UNHEALTHY
a: sorry rip ily <3 forgive me

q: Do you love yourself more than I love you?
a: well, I don't spend all of my time thinking about myself, so...probably not lmao

q: What's your spirit animal?
a: hmm...a fox maybe? idk, I've never really thought about it. I like cats too...maybe a cat? a leopard? a cheetah? idk.

q: Do you like muffins?
a: uh, yeah, I guess...why?

chan:
q: How does it feel to be treated like you're four?
a: Finally someone who knows that I'm not  four ugh God I hate it so much they treat me like I'm a baby who doesn't even know what a cuss word is I'm so ughhhh

q: How does it feel to actually be four?
a: Wow nvm fuck you I trusted you and you betrayed me like this I'm not four dammit it feels great being SIXTEEN because that's how old I am I'm not four I'm SIXTEEN got it everyone?

q: Who's baby are you?
a: *Whose and no one's don't you dare do this to me what if Jeonghan-hyung hears–
(jeonghan: chan-ah, whose baby are you?)
...Jeonghan's baby...
(jeonghan: good job, channie!)
...I hate all of you. Except Nikita. Except I hate her too especially her this is all your fault–
(keep talking, and we're over.)
–but it's not actually your fault bc you're great and amazing and ily pls don't leave me!! <3 u!!!