Dan and Phil Imagines and One Shots

Script Plot 4

Dan and Phil are preparing for Dan's wedding day when his ex from hell decides to show up.

"Do you know where Y/N is?" I asked as Phil tried fixing my bowtie.

He sighed, rolling his eyes. "No, I don't, stop asking every 5 minutes."

"Would you rather I asked every 30 seconds?" I raised an eyebrow. Phil stopped with my tie and shook his head, laughing a bit. "Ok what about Danielle? You can't seem to find her either."

Phil shrugged. "I know where both of them are, they're getting ready like we are." We both jumped at the sound of screaming and yelling. "What the actual fuck?" Phil asked. We both look at each other before running out, turning corners to the women's dressing room.

As we walked in, my ex-girlfriend Jasmine was standing there, bruised and yelling. "Hello there Danny." She smiled, flirtatiously. "I just came for Kaitlyn." She sighed shifting onto her hip.

"You're supposed to be in the hospital." I said. The entire room seemed to freeze.

My soon to be wife looked at me. "Dan..." She asked softly. "What do you mean, hospital?"

I looked between her and Jasmine, realizing that Jasmine could've just lied to her. "I was coming to get Kaitlyn for the weekend. She runs out the front door, "Daddy, mommy isn't moving! She hurt herself!" Phil was with me. I gave her to him and ran in to see that this woman tried killing herself in front of her daughter. Phil took Kaitlyn to my house and I called 999. I had to admit her to the psych ward. She's supposed to be in the hospital." I looked at Jasmine. "You're not getting her back, I hope you know that."

Jasmine scoffed. "I have been busting my ass and the courts don't see that?"

"Hell no, bitch." I glared at her. "Busting your ass to beat your own ass, just so you can tell the social worker that I constantly abuse you in front of Kaitlyn. We aren't even fucking together. Not to mention Phil and I fucking co-parent because neither of us know who the father is! You can't stand there and say that is responsible." 

Jasmine turned to me. "Oh, I can't? It's very responsible." Everyone groaned out. 

I grabbed a bible and told her to hold it. "You can't lie with a bible in your hand, Little Miss Saint."

"Me trying to get my daughter back is very responsible." She said, throwing it back to me. "Now, where is my child?"

Phil stepped up. "You're not getting her back. Dan and I are getting joint custody, you, however will be assed out as if you were a surrogate." 

As Phil and I were getting upset, Y/N and Danielle came and stood by us. "Well," Jasmine said, pulling out a gun from her purse. "I'm not standing by and letting either of you parent my child with your little whores." I turned to cover Y/N and Phil turned to cover Danielle. A shot rang out.

Phil and I rose up, picking up Y/N and Danielle. We all looked and stared at Jasmine. "This is why you needed to be in the hospital, Min." I mumbled. 

Y/N grabbed onto me. "Let's call 999, pick this party up and move it to another location."

After it was all said and done, the day ended with Phil and I marrying our wives, and all of us taking care of Kaitlyn as Jasmine's family planned the funeral of a daughter, sister and aunt.