Yukine x reader oneshots!!! (Discontinued, but completed)

What?!

"AAAAHHH!!!" Yato screamed as he ran for his life. His breath hitched as he caught the sight of a (h/c) girl chasing him.

"Come back here you baka!!!" You grit your teeth and glare at the god.

"How can I when you're chasing me with a knife?!" Yato came to a stop making you stop as well.

You growl, "I was cooking! And then I hear that you sold Yukine!"

Yato whimpers, "Just put the knife down..."

"Why did you do that?! Huh? Was Yukine not good enough? Did you only care about the money?!" You held the knife higher above your head with the sharp point pointing at him.

Yato paled as you stepped closer, "I-it's not what you think. I didn't sell him!"

"Hm? You expect me to believe you?" You bring your arm down and extend it pointing the knife at his face.

A sudden cough comes from beside both of you making you turn. "Yato, we came to make another deal..." Men in suits stood aligned and the one that spoke dropped a suitcase and opened it. A bunch on money laid there making you gape your mouth open. "This, for (Y/n)"

"What?! Why me?!" You yell, "Yato what are you doing?!" He looks at you innocently while stuffing the money in his tracksuit.

"(Y/n) if you come with us, you'll get anything you want."

You blush thinking of a certain blonde, "O-oh... Well um..."

"(Y/n)! What are you thinking?! I just felt a little sting there!" Yato shook you by the shoulders.

You giggled, "You sold Yukine and now me... You deserve more than just a sting..."

Yato backed away from you out of fear. The men then said their farewells to Yato and brought you with them.

"Where are we going?" You ask the men as you followed them to another shrine.

Suddenly your name's being called, "(Y/n)? What are you doing here?"

You see Yukine walk up to you. "Yuki!" You smile and hug him as if he were to disappear any moment now.

Said blonde only blushes looking down at you snuggle against him. He hesitantly pets your back, but ends up feeling the bra strap from your shirt and puts his hand down. You giggle, "Pervert~"

He scoffs turning away, "Look who's talking..."

"True..." You bring your faces closer with a smirk. "So? Us perverts must work together right?"

His nose bleeds a little, "Work together...?"

You take out a tissue from your pocket and wipe his nose, "Not that type of work Yuki... Although~ I wouldn't mind,"

He chuckled and hugged you closer, "Why are you here?"

You grumble and look down, "Yato..."

He nods in understanding... "Well let's see what happens. He'll come to his senses."

I don't know where I was going with this oneshot... But here you go! :)