Miraculous Ladybug Oneshots

NHIE Deceiving

Alya had decided to have a friendly little sleepover and invited over Marinette, Adrien and Nino. So far they have watched movies, talked and baked who knew someone had something in mind.  
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"This is so boring..." Alya whined bored.

"Uh why can't we watch another movie?" Adrien asked.

"Boring!" Nino stated while Alya had an idea.

"How about Never have I ever? I'll go first! Never have I ever... Ran away from the cops?" Alya laughed thinking know one would out there finger out but Adrien and Marinette did.

Alya's eyeballs nearly popped out when Marinette did this. "Marinette! What did you do this time?" Alya laughed knowing Marinette did some pretty crazy things.

Adrien and Nino were just as concerned, Marinette running from the police? Crazy!

"Don't want to talk about it..." Marinette muttered and Alya laughed.

"Wait tell me if I'm right, Did you steal a phone again? Or did you jump off the roof of the factory? OMG! Did you go to club Miraculous? Or did you become Paris's most wanted criminal?!" Alya joked.

"Something like that..." Marinette sheepishly said.

"WHAT?! Do you do some dangerous things often?" Nino shouted.

"You have no idea!" Alya laughed. Marinette laughed with her.

"So what about you?" Alya asked Adrien.

"Uhh don't want to talk about it..." Adrien laughed.

"MY TURN! Never have I ever been turned into a superVillain!" Marinette cheered while Alya and Nino plopped there fingers down.

"Lady wifi..." Alya sighed.

"The Bubbler..." Nino sighed.

"Okay! Never have I ever slipped class?" Nino asked as Marinette, Alya and Adrien out there fingers down.

"Seriously all three of you?" Nino asked bewildered.

"The Lady Blog demands my dedication twenty-four-seven!" Alya declared.

"Ah, Well, I'm counting photo shoots in that." Adrien said, rubbing his neck.

"Fair. What about you Marinette?"

"...overslept," She muttered, blushing. "A lot..."

"No shame man but your turn!" Nino agreed.

"Never have I ever... DJ?" Marinette hesitated as Nino downed a finger.

"MARI?" Nino screamed irritated.

Marinette laughed.

"Ok! Never have I ever... STOLEN SOMETHING?!" Alya cheered as Marinette downed a finger and glared at her.

"BWAHHAHAHAHAHAA LOL SHOULDNT HAVE TOLD ME!" Alya laughed and Marinette pouted but joined in.

"what..." Nino and Adrien looked at each other in shock.

"Care to explain...?" Nino slyly smirked.

"It might take a while guys!" Alya laughed and Marinette tackled her.

"ALYA!" Marinette screamed annoyed.

"WTH?!" Nino screamed. "WHY DONT WE KNOW THESE THINGS?!" Nino screamed.

"Never asked I guess." Marinette shrugged while Nino and Adrien gawked at her.

"Ok so let's see what else Marinette has done.... Never have I ever joined a club or gang?" Nino asked like anyone would drop a finger Lmao.

Alya and Marinette looked at each other sheepishly and plopped a finger down.

"WHAT THE FUCK?" Adrien shouted.

"WHEN THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN?!" Nino shouted.

"Long story that you'll find out one day." Alya laughed.

"Never have I ever? Kissed someone!" Adrien laughed they were 14 like they would kiss someone.

"Shit." Marinette mumbled and everyone turned there heads EVEN ALYA! And gawked at Marinette who eventually put a finger down.

"WHO THE MIRACULOUS KISSED YOU?! ILL KILL THEM!" Alya shouted raged.

"Relax Aly's I kissed them." Marinette laughed at there friends shocked faces.

"Who was it?" Nino asked curious.

"Secret!" She winked.

"Well then, Never have I ever... Snuck out of house to meet someone." Alya asked and Marinette put down a finger.

"What can I say? Looks can be deceiving." Marinette laughed.

"WHAT THE FUCK REBEL TEENAGE LIFE DO YOU LIVE IN?!" Nino asked shocked.

"YOLO!" Marinette shouted.

"Seriously you should see what Marinette does in broad daylight." Alya giggled as Marinette groaned.

"What does she do?" Adrien asked.

"Well once she-,"

"ALYA I FUCKING SWEAR IF YOU
TELL THEM GOD KNOWS WHAT ILL TELL ABOUT WHEN WE ____ THEN ___ AND YOU____! WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO FILL IN THE BLANKS?" Marinette smirked as Alya shuddered.

"Looks really can be deceiving..." Nino whispered To Adrien.

"BWAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MARINETTE!" Alya laughed when Marinette whispered in her ear.

"WHAT?" Nino shouted.

"MWAHAHAHA REVENGE! MARINETTE SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE USING A DRONE-" Alya started when Marinette smirked mouthing "No words or else"

"Well uh?" Alya groaned and Marinette bursted out laughing.

"I don't think we know them anymore..."

"I agree..."