ok.
seriously, some of the characters in these books are legit aliens.
no 'real' person has vibrant mint green eyes, lashes that touch their cheeks, sharp cheekbones, hair that touches their knees, 360 degree curves, and freaking legs that are longer than my will to live without looking like kylie jenner on steroids.
and i'm not kidding, i've seen stories like this.
"I brushed out my long hair that curled below my butt. I was finally going on a date tonight, graciously set up by Lydia, my best friend. I applied a few coats of mascara on my lashes that were curled up to my eyebrows. After applying black eyeshadow to my fluorescent yellow orbs, I put on a dress that rode up my 6ft long legs. It also showed off my monstrous chest, a 54E cup, and voluptuous booty. I slipped on some spiked heels and walked out."
if i was her date i woulda rejected her the second i saw her.
like the next day, TMZ gonna come out with an article about aliens and she's gonna be the picture proof.
yeet.
