Welcome, fellow humans.
First off, I'm listening to Love Yourself and oMG IT'S THE BEST SONG EVER.
Secondly, I'm sitting in a van on my way to Whitley City, and these elders won'T SHUT UP.
So, in honor of my rage, here is a special rapid fire round of the things that I hate on Wattpad.
-The author decides their too lazy to put parents in the book, so the parents either go on a two year buisness trip or they're dead.
-nAMES ARE ALWAYS THE SAME.
-Why is almost every main character white. Or they have some mystery skin color described with Starbucks drinks. No racism intended. DON'T HATE ME.
-Almost 82% of the website is Fanfiction
-Nobody proofreads their chapters before they publish them.
-A lot of the Fanfiction writers have these dirty names and they're like 12.
-Why are all these said 12 year olds even on here writing fanfiction with dirty names.
-Nobody wants a story about Niall Horan being your daddy.
-The fandoms are so insane I can't even.
-The author writes a chapter where the girl gets kidnapped and the comments be like:
"oMG SO HOT"
"FRiCKLE FRACKLW TIME"
Like what.
I'm out of ammo, so I gotta go buy some more. Goodbye fellow Wattpadians.
