So, thiS BOOK HAS 3K READS AND I TRULY DON'T DESERVE THIS AMOUNT OF READS
And speaking of reads, I present to you, The Different Types of Readers.
-The Silent Reader: these people are the newer ones, where they simply read one book after another without giving votes, posting comments, or doing anything. These people are on Wattpad for reading and reading only. They just float from book to book like ghosts.
-The Dot Claimers: these people will be the first to comment on dots or symbols that divide sections of a chapter. And they will claim that symbol and name it. If you are a dot claimer, you are very quick and very creative. (I love these people hehe)
-The Harsh One: There is always one reader for every book who will make sure to point out every single mistake in every chapter. Plus, when the author asks for constructive feedback, this person continues to give harsh comments that make the author feel shizzy. I do have a few in this book (you know who you are), and they are mainly regarding my sense of humor.
I really wanna slap some of these people. IF YOU CAN'T HAND-LE (lmao why) MY BAD SENSE OF HUMOR, I SUGGEST YOU GO FIND A DIFFERENT BOOK, MKAY?
-The Best Friends. These people are my faves. They not only vote and comment, they ask me how my day was, they cheer me up when I feel down, they act like my best friends and I love them so much. :) Most of my readers are this type.
-The Un-Skippable Ads. These people are kinda like those 15-30 second ads on YouTube that you can't skip. You're scrolling through some comments and you find someome who is advertising their book. And that's okay, but when you pause a book and decide to start another, guess what, a different person is advertising! Yay!
-The Fake Nerds. These are mainly girls who pretend to be into video games and anime and such, yet they've never touched a controller in their life. Their profiles contain something like this:
Hai! :3
Mah name is Delilah and I am SUCH a HUGE NERD! I luv video games, and of course ANIME! My fave anime is that one with the boy and the cool animals! Plus I love Doctor Who! I even have my own tardis sweatshirt!
That may have been a little over-exaggerated, but you catch my drift, right? Might as well call me Alfred Wegener. (science joke hehe)
Plus, it's TARDIS, not tardis.
A/N: AHHH YOU GUYS! 3K READS?! ILY SO MUCH!! YOU GUYS ARE A HUGE PART OF MY LIFE AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO WITHOUT YOU!!
And I've decided to call you guys my FAM-Ily! (Get it? I'm so creative omg)
YEAH! SO ILY GUYS AND I'M SO HAPPY YAY
