Life After Marriage (MaiChard One-Shots)

Facetime

FACETIME CALLING: RICHARD 💗

"Love?"

"Hi love! How's London?"

"Not good. I'm already missing you and the twins"

"Figures. But, you have to work na babe. You're paternity leave is used na. Plus, the fans missed you already."

"I know, babe. But I just can't get away from you and the kids"

"Just three more days and you'll be home na. I miss you too you know?"

"Wow, ang sweet ng misis ko. Kakilig"

"Hoy Ricardo, mapunit yang labi mo."

"Kiss mo na lang para di na mapunit"

"Nguso mo hahahaha, ang funny"

"How are the twins na? How's Tine and Basti?"

"They're already sleeping na. I had a hard time making Tine fall asleep, I had to cover her with your clothes to get her to sleep. Looks like someone is a Daddy's girl"

"Aww, that makes me miss you guys more"

"So, have you gone wandering in London?"

"No, I stayed here in my hotel room just to get some sleep"

"Try mo namang mamasyal, love! Visit the london eye or the London bridge!"

"When I get home, iuuwi ko sayo yung London Bridge"

"Hahahaha. I know you're loaded but not that rich para mauwi yan no"

"Not like that. I'm gonna rock you, until you experience how the London Bridge is falling down"

"OH MY GODS RJ! Erase that smirk on your face. Harot harot"

"You can't blame me, it's been months babe"

"Tigang na tigang lang?"

"Medyo. Hayaan mo paguwi ko didiligan na kita"

"RJ! Napakaharot mo!"

"Sa misis ko lang"

"Ugh!! Wear that smirk off your face Richard!"

"You know babe, I'm alone here in my suit and so are you"

"RJ--hoy! Anong ginagawa mo! Ibalik mo nga yang damit mo!"

"Mainit dito love eh,"

"Mainit ka dyan! Disyembre na Ricardo! Nagyeyelo na diyan"

"Edi painitin natin"

"Babe! Ano ba ang harot talaga hahahaha!"

"Joke lang babe, I'm just playing with you"

"Ay, bat mo binalik? Sayang the sight was pretty hot pa naman"

"Ang gulo mo babe"

"Sayang babe, kasi I'm supposed to do this na oh"

"Oh my god babe, you're killing me"

"Medyo mainit kasi dito eh, alam mo na. Global warming"

"Babe don't let your nightgown fall on your shoulder or--"

"Oops, too late babe. It fell eh"

"--else I'm not gonna be able to control myself"

"Don't you love these shoulders babe?"

"I do, and your perky bre--"

"Oh God babe, the twins are crying! Be right back"

"What?! Babe, just call yaya pe--"

- FACETIME ENDED-

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