This is an actual conversation I had with my best friend.😂
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Mitch laid on Scotts bed on his phone, liking meaningless photos of nail art and lipstick applying for no reason. He ignored a few:
"If you're a girl, follow this account now!"
Posts just out of pure annoyance. Scott was in the bathroom which was located in his bedroom, doing his hair.
"Ugh!"
Mitch heard Scott groan. Mitch rolled his eyes before asking, "what is it this time?" Scott whined before setting his brush down.
"I'm ugly!" He stated childishly. Mitch rolled his eyes and continued to browse.
"Shut the fuck up we both know you're not ugly. Stop fishing."
Scott gasped offendedly and peeked his head out.
"I'm not fishing!" He defended, Mitch scoffed and motioned his hand for Scott to get back in the bathroom.
"You know what my biggest pet peeve is, Scott?" Mitch asked after Scott said another "Mitch, I'm ugly, oh my god."
"What?" Scott asked confusedly.
"When attractive people say they're ugly. Appreciate your beauty, big fella."
Scott then left the bathroom and fell down onto the bed next to Mitch.
"Yeah, same. I hate it when pretty people say they're ugly." Scott replied.
Mitch smirked. "Then I guess you're your biggest pet peeve, Scott." Scott hummed and changed his position so his feet were on the wall and his head was using Mitch's back as a pillow.
Mitch was laying on the length of the bed, his arms holding out his phone off of the bed and his feet next to Scotts pillow.
"But like in all honestly, it's the most annoying thing ever." Scott said. Mitch nodded dramatically, his eyes still glued to his phone.
"I know right! Like, actually relax, you're freaking beautiful." Mitch replied with a chuckle.
"Truly. Like, how can you be anything less of freaking perfect when you're literally a queen and people freeze in awe of you as you walk by." Mitch agreed with a hum.
"I have a friend who always does that and it's the most annoying thing." Scott told Mitch, Mitch looked back at him with a turn of his head.
"Oh yeah? Who?"
"You."
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